Why did John fall down the stairs? Because John is a paraplegic and is incapable of going to down stairs without aid.

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

Why did 4 Christians, 2 Jews, 1 Muslim, 1 Buddhist and an atheist squeeze into a Honda Accord? One of their co-workers at Appleby's made a compelling case for the financial and environmental benefits of carpooling.

whats worse tan loosing checkers getting lit on fire

Q: What did Batman say to Robin when he noticed he had lost his belt? A: Robin! Q:What did Robin respond? A: Yes?

What word rhymes with orange? -Adult onset diabetes

This is a swimmer Joke. Chuck Norris once lapped a kid in the 50 free... LONG COURSE.

If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

What did the jobless man get for Christmas? Fired...

A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

Why did the black guy scream? well, he just saw his friend get shot, and there was blood everywhere.

When Kylie and Conner have a baby he will have a centimeter Schmeter!

Q: Why did the little girl scream? A: She didn't have a rape whistle.

Knock knock. Racism.

whats worse than vegetables? Fisting Grandmas

A man walks into the bar and asks the bartender, "Are you smelling me right now?"

what worse the 2 dead kids in a van 3 dead kids in a van

Once upon a time, there was this guy. He lived a good life and then died.

What's red and smells like paint? Red paint.

What is the definition of a "crying shame"? Very similar to the definition of a shame, but moreso.

Q: What did the Jewish man find when he turned on his shower? A: gas

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What do u call two mexicans playing basketball? Juan on Juan!

how do you get a baby to stop swinging from a fan whack it with a shovel

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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