A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervour father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happyness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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Q: What happened to the 16 year old pregnant black woman? A: She gave birth to a baby in 9 months.

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I wonder if barrack Obama will rename the whitehouse...to the blue house because it is his favorite color

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Your Mom

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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Why was the fat guy sad? his daughter is slowly dying of anorexia why was the fat guy sad? his daughter was raped by a giant panda bear

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What do you call a guy who answers your door Whatever his name his

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What did the guy and girl do at the wedding? Nothing, The guy is gay

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange

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what's worse that reading something that just wasted seconds of your life? reading this and wasting more seconds.

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Three aliens land in the middle of New York City. There is a huge media story about the first extraterrestrial life to be discovered on Earth.

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What's white and hides in a tree. A refrigerator.

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Why did the fortune cookie taste bad? I forgot to take the wrapper off.

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Did you hear the one about the man who fell asleep on the job? He woke up.

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Q: Where can you find a cat with no arms and no legs? A: Right where you left him Q: Where can you find a dog with no arms and no legs? A: In a bun

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A little boy uses a horrible curse against his classmate. The classmate is so angry he tells the teacher. The teacher is so astounded at the little boy's use of language he sends him to the principal. When the principal hears of the foul language he's so ashamed he calls the police. The police can't believe the little boy said such a bad word, they think he deserves to go to court. The court dates are set up. When the Judge hears of the hate words he can think of no other worthy punishment except prison until he turns 21. After the kid is let out he heads for the bar across town where all the ex-prisoners go. He orders up a drink, bartender asks "What'd you do?". The kid explains the curse to the bartender. The barkeep becomes so upset that he kicks the kid out of the bar. While crossing the street to go to another bar he gets hit by a truck. Whats the moral of the story? Look both ways before crossing the street....

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "James" "James who?" "What the heck?You forgot me already?Its your bestfriend dude.Now let me in." ~Lil

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Why do gay people go to the beach on memorial? idk im not gay

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Black Friday

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Yo mamma's so fat it's a legitimate medical condition

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What would you get if you crosses a potato and a frog? Nothing because potatoes cannot breed with animals

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Why does blond women give great blowjob? Because they has vaacum in thier heads! Blond woman coment; well thats better than having nothing at all in your head! :-)

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What is black, white and red all over? A black man has been shot and a white paramedic is standing over him trying to save his life.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Jeff. I don't know anyone by the name of Jeff. Please leave my property immedaitely.

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