bergin y u so tubbbbbyyyy?????

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Why did Martin go to school with no pants on? Because he had no legs.

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what do you call a guy who makes racist jokes? an insensitive bastard

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Where's Waldo? Six feet under.

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What's similar about a fish and an eagle? They can both fly, except for the fish.

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How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

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What's the difference between a Jew that is half Jewish and a Jew that is fully Jewish? 1/2

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yo mama so fat she has diabetes.

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What is brown and sounds like a pickle? Poop

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why did the chicken cross the road? because the chicken had enough of life and wanted to commit suicide due to recent tragic events such as his cheating wife, his druggie son, his prostitute daughter, losing his home, and getting fired

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Okay, this is a real joke: A guy slips on a banana and falls down in the most funny way ever, so a girl nearby starts laughing when she suddenly realizes the guy is bleeding profoundly, so she runs over to help, but it turns out the blood was just ketchup so... Just then they both got run over and killed by a car.

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why did the computer crash? it didn't

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What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? The black man has a family of four and is working 12 hours a day at a minimum wage job to afford the high rent, the utility bills, and to buy the pizza to feed his family.

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How many Jews foes it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1...like... I'm confused that you... I mean screwing in a lightbulb isn't that hard.

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there was a blind kid and a man wearing a WWJD & Livstrong bracelet touched his eyes and he could see. He wasn't used to the light and walked into traffic and died instantly.

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What did the man say to his wife right before they got married? "I do."

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead.

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Why did the Asian guy's condom slip? Because the condom was put on the opposite way.

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What's black and white and red all over? News paper that was used to cover up a dead body.

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A Chinese man walks into a bar. With his thick accent, he finds it difficult to order drinks.

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Why are you reading anti-jokes? ... why are you looking at me like that? I asked you a question, idiot.

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You tell your mom she's a bitch and she later commits suicide by shooting herself in the head . Now, what's the only thing ductape can't fix? Your moms skull.

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So a Quadriplegic walks into a bar.....

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What did little Jimmy get for Christmas? Presents because he wasn't poor.

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Anti Joke

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