i just got all five seasons of big bang theory in the mail for xmas... i'm divorcing my wife.

what do you call a black man drinking cool-aid? thirsty.

Three decapitated children walk into a bar..... If you are laughing at this....what the hell is wrong with you?

Bumper Sticker: I Brake for Stop Signs

My Nan, that is all.

to get to the other side.

Your mom is so cheap, that she eats her cereal with a fork to save milk

Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted. You're adopt...wait what?

Jacob Edwards has friends

A woman crashes her car into a pole Thier family is suing for a hit and run

Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas

Why did i get some thing to eat? Because i was hungry.

Your mumma is so stupid her IQ is 40.

Why is Megan Fox so hot? Because the air conditioning broke.

What does an emu an a kiwi have in common? Both are flightless birds endemic to there own countries.

What did the scientist call a spider? An arachnid.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Well, there is no way to accurately estimate this number being that 1.woodchucks in fact do not chuck wood and 2. there is no time frame given for said action to take place

What do you call a hard working black man? A hard working black man.

Diseases show if a prerson lacks vitamins and minerals.

Susan boyle has a belly button, Simon has a belly button, Because its only normal.

A brown haired girl and a blonde girl are driving through a cornfield. Because of this illegal activity, they are sent to court and given 8 years in the state prison.

What is worse than getting stung by a bee? Watching your mother getting raped by your sister.

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

knock knock who's there? Madeline McCann really? no

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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