- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a ninja? Shoot it.

u jelly?

Friends are like snowflakes, they go away when you pee on them.

Why was the pig sweating? It wasnt, because pigs have adapted by using behavioral thermoregulation, which is the act of cooling themselves in the mud or water.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Me. May I come in?" "Yes, you may."

did you know, that a Bear has 42 teeth? massive erection.

What looks like a chair but isn't? A picture of a chair.

whats worse than one week in school? two weeks in school. whats worse than two weeks in school? three weeks in school whats worse than three weeks in school? child abuse, killing animals and murder

Knock Knock Who's there? Your landlord. Get the hell out.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

What did God say when he saw the first black man? What a wonderful creation I have made.

Knock knock Who's there? Your brother My brother who? The dead guy over there.

At least I dont have AIDS.

Why did the moogle cross the road? Kupo kupo kupopo!

Roses are red My name is Dave This makes no sense Microwave

Little girl and a pedofile walk into the woods at night. Little girl says, "mr pedofile im scared" pedofile responds " you think your scared? i have to walk out of here alone."

How can you tell when a African man is lying? Like any other person you would use a lie detector.

Misner is a twat.

How many times can the Frenchman cheat on his wife? I don't know.

If the blue man lives in the blue house, the red man lives in the red house and the green man lives in the green house, where does the orange man live? In the orange house.

How many Weasleys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 2

'l give you a nickle to tickle my pickle i'l give you a dime to take you time

Do you want to hear a joke?!?!?!?!?!?! A happy orphan

A chemist and his buddy walk into a bar. The chemist, trying to sound smart, says, "I would like a glass of H20." The buddy, being a normal person who actually cares if he looks like an idiot, asks for plain water.

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