A zebra walks into bar, the surrounding customers in the bar become very intrigued why this exotic creature has wandered from Africa into New york. Before they can come to a concluson animal control opens fire on the creature, splatering its organs onto the tables. This event ruined the night for most customers and they fileout of the bar calmly but sad

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What's blue, cold and makes people cry? A dead baby

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Why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato

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An irish man walks into a bar... Hes met with an intervention of family and friends who are all very concerned about his drinking problem and well being.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

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You life story is the perfect cure for insomnia. [L]

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What do you call three mexicans in a bowl of soup? Whatever their respective names might happen to be.

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What do you say if you wake up and see your television floating around at night? Say,"I should probably get to sleep. This is probably an effect of sleep deprivation."

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What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, his mouth was full of it's intestines.

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Why did Suzie fall off her swing? She was dead

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theres a fork in a drawer half way open and a knife in a cup on the counter. how does the knife get into the drawer, it cant knife are incapable of moving

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what do u call a long dik gay guy Gay Dickerson

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What do you call someone who kills black people? A hero.

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So a leg, an arm and a head win the Boston marathon. And I'm sitting here masturbating, ...

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A man ordered tomato and basil, but received tomato with a man. the man's name is Basil!

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What happened when the turtle rolled over on his back? It proceeded to die because it couldnt find a way to roll over. An African tribe then decided to make the recently decised turtle into a delicious soup that lasted him and his family three days.

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what did the man see in the mirror? Nothing, he was blind.

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How come Hellen keller is blind and deaf? Cause she is a women.

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How do you fit a homosexual man into a small card board box? You cut him into pieces.

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What's worse then a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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why did the woman cross the road? to get groceries for making more sandwiches.

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What's black and white and red all over it? Not a newspaper because red is not all over it. Answers to this question may vary.

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Roses are red-ish Violets are blue-ish If it weren't for Jesus we'd all be jewish

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you will now laugh.

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