- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a rhino and a house cat? They look way different.

a black man is flying a plane what is his name Joe and the plane crashed and he died because I distracted him with this question

What do you call a black cop? Officer.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a person and one is a pizza.

Yo momma's so fat she is now a sponsor for Jenny Craig after joining the program and loosing almost a 100 pounds. So I suppose she isn't too fat anymore.

What happened after the man walked off the cliff? Nothing. It was a foot tall.

why was sally bleeding? they never buy band-aids over her nubs.

A man trips on an old bottle. He picks it up and out pops a genie. "I will grant you three wishes!" says the genie. "Whatever you so desire is my com--" "I'm already late for a meeting!" shouts the man. He drops the bottle and continues on.

What did the ocean say to the black guy? Nothing, it just shot him.

Man frantically runs into a bar, he suffers brain damage and cannot remember anything about his life. Though he tries to make everything go back to the way it once was, he and his wife grow distant and their family falls apart.

Q:What happened when Smokey the Bear was the one who started the forest fire? A: He got arrested just like you would have

Why did the man fall of the building? Someone shot both of his kneecaps.

What's sicker than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill death ratio

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Rose are red Violets are blue And I really hate you Friends?????

Two olives are sitting on a table. One loses his balance and rolls off. The other calls down to it, "Oh my gosh, are you okay?" And the olive yells up, "No. I just rolled off a friggin table."

Two gay guys walk into a bar. You think the second one would notice...

A black man rode down the street on a bicycle.

What has an orange t shirt A dick I lied about the shirt

What happens every 5 seconds? An African kid dies.

If strippers are exotic dancers then drug dealers are to exotic pharmacists.

Knock knock! Who's there? Girl scouts selling cookies! I'm not legally allowed within 500 yards of you. Please get off my property.

Q: What did Tommy do when it was time to go to bed? A: Go to bed. Q:What did Tommy do when it was time to wake up? A: Kill him self.

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