But one McDonalds Happy Meal for the price of two, and receive another McDonalds Happy meal absolutley free!

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whats your name whats the color of the sky whats the oppisite of down

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Why did the police suspect a Hispanic man of theft? Because they found his fingerprints at the scene.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow who? Interrupting Cow who, unlike his quiet friends back on the farm, enjoys to speak when others are nearly finished with their sentence.

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Q: What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? A: Popcorn Q: What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? A: F'uck you -Ap

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i had sex i stuck my dick into your mouth

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When life throws you knives, you're probably dead

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ?... because he was dead

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What did the President give his wife for her birthday? Women's Rights.

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a porsche? i don't have i dead baby in my garage. That would be wrong

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What is the difference between 1000 dead babies and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

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What do Jews suck? Because they lie, steal money, and start wars.

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a retard walks into a bar a bruise appeared on his head

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You just wasted time of your life reading this, and perhaps even more wasted time thumbing this down.

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Membean

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"stupid creationist" Perfect example of redundance.

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Q: What's the worst part of 3 Mexicans dying in a car accident? A: They were my friends.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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What do you call this? A sentence in English.

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why does god like Justin Bieber? He can't god doesn't like the devil.

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purple pickles

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Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

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What happens when you cross a starfish with a dog? Dogs and chickens are from a different phylum, they are genetically incompatible.

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Q: Who wants a chick with big breasts? A: Everyone apparently, because chickens are being genetically engineered that way because people are racist about what part of the chicken then want to eat. The white meat or the dark meat. Guess what? Now they can't walk because they are top heavy. And who's fault is that? The people who only eat the white meat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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