What is the difference between an African and French person? Nothing all people ate equal.

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The last time Jesse saw his **** was the day..........oh wait it's never happened

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If life throws you melons, maybe you are hitting the melons.

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jacob mckeand sucks his own dick, lol jokes, he has jamie for that

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who can beat up superman doomsday, duh, he killed him

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Black People.

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what's black and has a huge sac? A negro

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Wanna hear a joke? The WNBA

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Q: What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? A: A dog

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Why did sally fall off the swing? she had no arms of legs. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally.

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why do rednecks wear big belt buckles? it's a tombstone for a dead dick:)

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What's red, green, and goes about 200 mph A fire hidrent I lied about the green and the 200 mph

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What's worse than a gay joke? Their emotional repercussions, leading to a lack of self-esteem, which eventually drives the homosexual to commit suicide, leaving behind a now destroyed family.

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Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

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There's a fine line between hyphenated words

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Why did the black guy jump over the fence ? The holocost.

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What do you call a bird with no wings? Dead

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The other day I saw this dog. It said woof.

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Why does Santa Clause say Ho Ho Ho? He has Tuberculosis.

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Joke.

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What did the zebra say to the giraffe? Nothing, they can't talk dipshit.

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Q. If your rowing a canoe up a tree, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon? A. None because snakes don't have armpits.

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how do you make a plumber cry kill his family LOLOLOLOLOLOL

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My friend who's a chef was stabbed by his own kitchen knife, everyone said it would be in bad taste to joke about it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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