roses are red violets are blue i am bipolar so am i

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What did my dad say when i knocked over the christmas tree? nothing, my father is dead

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why did the girl fall down someone threw four monkeys and a refrigerator at her

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E M I L Y L Y N C H B I L L I E J E A N L A R K I N YEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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if yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too. Cna yuo raed tihs?

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Why did the bones cross the road? They didn't, the dogs ate them.

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What's poor and lives in Newry city council dump? Smelly mcD

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Q: why'd the monkey fall out of the tree A: because it was dead

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How can you tell if a woman is a man? If she has a penis

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Q: Why isn't Michael Jordan able to jump into space with only 1 leap? A: If that were possible, the supposedly absolute laws of physics would've been irreversibly violated to the full extent that the future of science would be in trouble and the future of some already mentally-unstable people would've been deeply jeopardized to a state that they couldn't naturally recover from.

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Hey, you pee here? Yes, it's called a urinal

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What's the difference between a tigar and a shark? One's a land mammal.

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A panda walks into a bar... Psht. Panda in a bar, that's impossible.

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Why did the little boy cry regularly? Because his father was sexually abusive.

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Ju... Just why?

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Whats funny about black people getting shot by whites We can steal our bikes back now

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What's the difference between Amy Winehouse and Michael Jackson? Spelling.

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What's the difference between donuts and dead babies? You can't buy a bakers dozen of dead babies at Tim Hortons.

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Q: How is a cloud like orange juice? A: Neither have wheels.

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I enjoy owboy butt sex with big black men please call me at 9528579236

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Q:What do you say to an albino man that will always get his attention? A:His name.

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Yo momma's such a whore that she violates the sanctity of marriage by sleeping with men other than her husband.

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How many beavers can you fit in one paddling pool? None; it's probably very dangerous trying

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My pet rock died.

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