What happened to the black man when he was eating a Tootsie Roll? He ate the entire thing but was still hungry due to the empty calories.

What do you do if a Polish soldier throws a hand-grenade at you? Run.

What did the hispanic guy say after he took a bite out of a McDonald's hot n' spicy chicken sandwhich. I'm lovin' it.

I called your friend gay and he hit me with his fist because he was angry at me for using gay in a derogatory way.

what did tyrone want for Christmas? A dad.

What's worse than seeing Levi naked? Cancer.

I am not Moral Man. Moral: FUUUUUUUUUUUU

how do you beat up 3 year old with ease? you beat her up, 3 years can't fight for shit.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot for Arabian Air, idiot. What were you thinking?

Why can't Johnny ride a bike? Because Johnny is a potato.

Why couldent the boy pick up the bunny? He had severe muscular distrophy, and couldent even lift a spoon to his mouth. let alone a bunny

why is red the first color in the rainbow? I don't know go ask a scientist.

What do you call a black man with gold teeth? Cruchie.

say cheese

How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dyslexic men? 25

3 guys walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

What Do You Call The White House When Obama Is President? What? The White House.

One time at band camp, I advanced my clarinet skill, which led me to have a good life.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A fat guy. - Louis

What did the guy say to the blonde? "You're a blonde."

What did the peanut say to the jelly

all these jokes suck ass

Why did Hitler kill the Jews? He didn't, the people he told to kill them did.

What does Chuck Noris have under his beard? A chin

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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