- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What starts with the letter P and ends with 'orn'? Porn....

What's worse than the holocaust. I'm a Nazi so the holocaust wasn't actually that bad.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind

If strippers are exotic dancers then drug dealers are to exotic pharmacists.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What is Jetlag? When your computer is running too many applications/programs, thus causing the game Jetman on Facebook to lag.

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

HAHA i just read a joke!!! and i liked it! :D to bad you dont know what page it was on... wanna know?... YOUR..... #1 LALALA

Knock Knock Who's There? Children Protective Services. Your kids are dead.

What is the opposite of Obama? Mitt Romney because he his white and a republican so all is good with him.

Why did i write this? I was bored

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A bench doesn't breathe, apparently Mexicans do.

Person 1: Ask me if i'm an orange.. Person 2: Are you an orange? Person1: No..

Why did the kid have no arms? A clown came and chopped them off.

Vagina jokes aren't funny, period.

Why did the white man cross the road? To pay his taxes.

A daring man once said "Here goes nothing!" Anddd nothing happened.

Get out of the way everybody, a group of elephants are tumbling down the mountain!

Why does Ron Weasley have friends? He does't. He's a ginger.

Q: what did the man say to the woman when he wanted her to leave? A: please leave

Q: How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? A: This question has many different possible answers due to the range of sizes and shapes of bath tubs available on the market, and also depending on the size of the baby in question. It is therefore only possible to give a specific example.

What did the cop say to the people watching the house fire? All right nothing to see here jokes over

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