- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red violets are flowers jordan and me did it for hours If you know what i mean xxx

Whats yellow and gives you cancer? The sun

What do you say to a horse at the vet? Good god, look at that ear infection.

What's wrong with Barney? He's big and purple.

Why was the jewish boy crying? i lied he was happy.

I don't know what was a bigger disappointment, the series finale of "Lost" or--sorry I thought I felt my phone vibrate in my pocket.

How do you describe a funny man on stilts? Stand up comedy

A duck walks into a bar. He sees Khloe Kardashian sitting on a barstool. The duck runs out of the bar screaming.

Why did the Billy flunk the test? His parents were killed in a refridgerator

roses are red leather is black when when god made you he was smoking crack

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was uneducated and was not aware of the dangers of streets in heavily populated cities.

Why did the book disappear?

Why is Justin Biber so white? there's nothing in the closet.

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What do you call 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A good start

what do you do with a drunken sailor? take him back to port because he's not in a right state of mind to be on board a moving vessel

yo Mama so stupid a robber stole her t.v and she ran after him yelling, YOU FORGOT THE REMOTE!

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was a woman

A horse walks into a bar, realizes that he shouldnt be here so he walks out.

Why did the priest fall onto the alter boy? Because he lost his balance

A dog walks into a bar. He asks for a drink in perfect english. People scream at the dog's ability to talk and scientists burt in and take the dog to dissect and study his brain, vocal chords, and dna.

What do you call a black airline pilot? Captain, you big racist.

Knock knock. who's there? Strawberry! Strawberry who? Pickle!

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