A man walks into a bar. What does he say? Ouch!

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if a chcken lays an eggg what happens? a baby bird comes out

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Why does a black man have a bicycle? He bought it with his own money.

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What did the diabetic boy with Celiac get for christmas? A gift from his loving parents.

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What did the janitor have for breakfast? Food

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Billy: You're so ugly you made an onion cry! Jack: I'm rubber and you are glue, whatever you say bounces back and sticks to you. Billy was so upset at what he said and decided to leave.

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall of the second time? I pushed her.

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas?

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What do democrats and fire have in common? They both do damage

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why was the girl screaming? She was getting raped from behind by her dad.

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what's the fastest way to have someone murder you tell your wife you are cheating on her

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Fine, just remember that I want to help you, but you cannot ask me for help, and then throw a shitstorm of accusations at me, I have never worked for the feds and never will, I know nothing about their code of operations nor... Anything really. Let me give you an advice, I know that at least two people you trusted deeply betrayed you, but if you are not going to trust anyone again, then leave point zero while you still can do so alive. And no babe, this is not a threat, its advice.

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A muslim walks pass a bomb shop on his way to the international peace club.

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The big male boar went out the forest, saw a group of women and start to swank.

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Q: What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? A: Popcorn Q: What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? A: F'uck you -Ap

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knock knock... whose there? I don't know why don't you open it and find out dumb ass... Gosh people and their common sense these days!!

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What's better than Jack Daniels? Jack Daniels Jr.

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What's blue and can't sing? Blue.

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What happens if an unmovable object gets hit by an unstoppable force? To get to the other side.

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penis

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

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why is everyone always picking on ruth? because they just do

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what do you get when you cross a giraffe and an octopus an abomination

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Yo momma's so fat she is now a sponsor for Jenny Craig after joining the program and loosing almost a 100 pounds. So I suppose she isn't too fat anymore.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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