Q. At the main menu why are there two people sad? A. Because there is.

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What does Harry Potter love? Magic

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If a little boy teleported to mars how fast would he get there? Little boys are incapable of breaking down their molecular structure in order to send their individual particles faster than the speed of light in any given direction. Thus this question is illogical and can not be answered.

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I was so fat I went on a diet

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Why did the chicken cross the street? Because it followed the trail of bird feed strewn across it.

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I have adhd theref- hey look a dandelion

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i have to pee out my ass.

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guy walks into a bar, ouch

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tims sty:)

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Why does the party start when Kesha walks in? Well, it's Kesha's party and it would be rude to be in her house having a party when she wasn't there.

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what did the Alaskan homeless man get for Christmas? Death

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What did the nerd say to his friend regarding the test they had just taken? - Nothing, he doesn't have any friends.

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what does a squid and a worm have in commen they both are animals

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if you like, i will tell my crush maddy i love her, just kidding i wont do shit.

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The person below me is weird.

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Why can't the boy ride his bike to school? It has no wheels.

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what do you call a homeless man? poor.

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The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action

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What is the greatest lie ever? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

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A neutron walks into a bar. He orders a drink and ponders why his mother gave him the name, "A neutron."

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Q: How do u make a butcher cry A: Kill its family

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potatoes

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Why did they bury the pope on the side of the hill? because he is dead -Eden Hogg

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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