Why did the chicken cross the street? I would rather live in a world a chicken's motives would not be questioned.

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What did the iceberg say when Titanic crashed on it? "Yeah!"

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Roses are red. I have OCD. That rose IS red right.. Let me check again.

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dildos are red, vaginas are blue, mother, what have I done to you?

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Why didn't the cat eat its supper? It was dead.

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What do you have if you have 100 rabbits in a row and 99 step back? That would be a very unlikely thing to happen, unless a mildly scary predator was released in front of them, or they weren't all stepping back at the same time.

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Dislike this.

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Luke Hardie is G@Y

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Why couldn't the young pirate get in to the movie? Because he wasn't old enough.

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Q:What did sandy say to spongebob A:Nothing they were both crushed by the water pressure of being at the bottom of the ocean ni,gger

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How do you kill a blonde? You shoot them in the head with a revolver.

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why did the man cross the rode? He didn't he got hit by a bus

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An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The barman notices this rather humorous cliche and proceeds to point it out, laughs are shared by all.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It would be unlikely for any entity of this time to speak English and communicate with chickens so it is improbable for one to know the answer.

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Whats funnier than 24? 25

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There's a plane with 5000 bricks in it, one falls out. How many bricks are on the plane now? 4999 How do you get an elephant in the fridge? U open the fridge,put the elephant in and close the fridge. How do you get a deer in the fridge? Open the fridge, take the elephant out and close the fridge. A lion is trowing a party and the whole animal kingdom shows up, what animal isn't there? The deer cause he's still in the fridge. A little old lady is walking threw an alligator and snake invested swamp. *The snakes and alligators eat her (wrong answer) The brick falls on her head

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Roused are red violets are blue I just s*** in my own poo

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michael: How old do I look? stranger: about 68? How old are you? michael: I cant remember I have alzheimers. michael: How old do I look?

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Axel? Its Eliza, is that you? You alive again? I don't want to be no successor of anything, but thanks I guess. Neo-Nero has not shown up since you returned, I think he isn't very proud of himself and wont be a problem here on forward. He did push me aside, but now that you are alive, I wont even consider the thought of you "dying again" and unless you are dying or seriously ill, I don't want to hear anything about it. Seriously, how bad are you doing? Physically I mean? I am relieved, I mean we all thought you where dead.

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knock, knock! No answer, they probably can't hear you, use the doorbell.

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Q. What happened first The Tree or The Apple. A. Johny Appleseed.

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You are being like super pervert now, I would never ever even try weed, cocaine is the real deal, you know I do not mean that. Anyway does it work on everyone?

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If life throws you melons, you might be dyslexic..

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Chuck Norris once starred in a movie with Bruce Lee.

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