- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the ginger walking around in bare feet? He had no sole.

How did the polack burn his hands on the stove? He placed his hands on the hot stove top burners not realizing they were hot.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

what do you call a girl with no arms and legs whatever her name is

Why did the police suspect a Hispanic man of theft? Because they found his fingerprints at the scene.

Man frantically runs into a bar, he suffers brain damage and cannot remember anything about his life. Though he tries to make everything go back to the way it once was, he and his wife grow distant and their family falls apart.

Why can't Ray Charles see his friends? He's blind. Also he is dead.

Roses are red pineapple is yellow I'll shove your head up my ass so you can eat some marshmallows!

How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail it to the ground

What is the square-root of pi? ?pi

"What is the sound of one hand clapping?" "I'm not quite sure, but your on fire."

What is funnier than onion gravy? Mushroom gravy.

Why are elephants big, grey, and wrinkly? Because if they were small, round, and white, they would be called 'asprin'.

Why didn't peyton manning's grand mom call him after his game? She died of throat cancer 5 years ago

Why did the vagina smell so bad? Because it had yeast infection.

So what do you guys wanna do?? Anything, I still have cancer..

Why cant Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukaemia.

Yo mamma's so stupid she sits on the TV and watches the couch. :) By Drew Bolton

An Irish man, an English man, and a Scottish man are standing on the edge of a cliff. The English man and the Scottish man both fall of. The Irish man calls the authorities to alert them of this tragic misfortune.

I once saw a fat child eating a sandwich. I wondered what was inside.

What's the difference between a model and a baby? I didn't have sex with a model last night.

Why did the head football coach go to the bank? Not to get his quarter back cause that'll cost him at least ten million a year.

Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

Why didn't the puppy play with his toys? They were poisonous.

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