What's worse than opening your pantry door and finding nothing desirable to eat? Repeated high voltage electrical shocks to the anus.

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Did y'all see Lafell catch that pass? Neither did I

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If you were a cactus, why?

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How many chairs does it take to screw a lightbulb? One, if you have enough lube.

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1: Ask if I'm a truck. 2: Uh... Are you a truck. 1: No.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? chickens are very unintelligent, and often walk around aimlessly with no purpose.

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What's red and screams? A peeled baby in a bag of salt.

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Your mother is so fat that people make rude comments about her behind her back, but they shouldn't because she's a really nice lady.

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roses are red violets should be purple

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Who was sorry when the fat kid fell over last year? The whole of Japan.

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How many Ethiopian's can you fit in a bathtub? As many as you want, they'd all fall down the drain. JimBoto

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Why did Sally cross the road? Because she fell off a tree. Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally wanted to cross the road.

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How many 1 ft dwarfs does it take to climb up a 55 ft ladder? Only one. It's just a ladder. All you gotta do is climb up it.

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Why cant African children read? While there are many contributing factors the largest would probably be the lack of a standardized education system mainly due to the logistical factors involved in reaching so many wide spread communities. Also the current economic climate and general disregard for civilians by the governments in these area would suggest that the states' focus would be on other issues besides the welfare of their citizens, this is probably similar to other countries in similar situations such as middle eastern, eastern european, and latin and south america. Then again, not really being educated on this issue in almost any way, has probably contributed to a broad generalization, and so the premise of this joke is most likely flawed in any case.

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So, a guy sees a guy, and asks that guy if he's seen a guy who knew this guy who saw this guy who killed this guy, who knew a guy who is Barack Obama's best friend. Oh wait, Barack Obama doesn't have any friends.

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Why are you so fat? Cause I eat a lot.

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What do you call a blonde with big breasts? A woman. Some call her "mom".

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Why did the black family cry? Tyler Perry died

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had died.

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What does the orphan say to its parents? nothing, orphans dont have parents

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 is bigger.

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Sometimes when you drink sperm you choke

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One cold winter day in Russia, a man asked a tree if he was cold. The tree did not reply, and the man became depressed.

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What's Big, Brown and really Runny ??? It doesn't matter anymore, i'll just leave the Toilet !!

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