- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the blonde woman say when she got slaped by her friend? A: Ow.

Why did the kid cry? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Whay is jerry so bad at parallel parking? He just got a sex change yesterday.

Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

A dyslexic man walks into a saloon and asks for a hair cut.

Tic tac toe. I never met my father

Knock knock. Who's there. Alex. Alex who? Your brother Alex. Oh, please come in.

Why do black people eat at KFC? Because KFC serves good food at reasonable prices.

Knock knock. Racism.

why did the slytherin cross the road twice? ... because they are double-crossers.

Knock Knock! Who's there? John.

A pig and an elephant walk into a bar. But the pig doesn't even make it into the bar because the mentaly insane elephant ate him. Ouch

Wanna hear a joke? Once upon a time, there was a successful Mexican.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road Because the light said don't walk

A father walks in on his kid masturbating to pictures of horses and promptly divorces his wife.

Two Jews walk into a bar. They promptly order their drinks and then leave.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have down syndrome duh dusfy druah

How many women does it take to drive a car? One. She had a sex change.

A man had a blue hat, a yellow hat and a red hat. This man has three hats.

Why do Jewish people have such big noses? The nucleotides in their DNA are strung together in a certain sequence that makes them have large noses.

Why did I write this anti-joke? Because I am generally not that funny.

Why was maddison sad Becasue he was born with a fucking gay name

why was the boy crying. Brcause him and his two sisters got raped by a diseased polar bear. by rangler. thumbs up for more.

knock knock who's there interupting black woman interu- MMMMHHHHHMMMM

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