- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's black and white and rape kids? A: Pandas, I lied about the rape.

What do you call a retarded black man? His name

A man walks into a bar. It was a metal bar. He got hurt.

Who did the Vampire bite? No one because vampires aren't real.

What do I have in common with your mum? We're in the same bed right now.

Knock knock. who's there? Alex. GO AWAY!!!

Your time.

DERP

Do you know why I'm bored???? No why are you bored Because I am

Why did the Mexican drive off a cliff Because he lost control of his vehicle which resulted in an unplanned trajectory causing his car to divert from the intended course and thus veer off the road onto the cliff

A policeman walks into a bar. He goes inside to greet his friend who happens to be the bartender. Another man walks into the bar. This man is a regular customer and goes to the bar almost every other night. The policeman leaves and goes back on duty.

Your boat breaks down on the highway. How many squirrels does it take to eat a bannana? Squirrels do not eat bannanas but it would probably take a monkey 1.5 milliseconds.

A black man walks into a bar and treated with equal care

I'm a lion hear my threat ** you * and then go ** yourself. if your scared and you know it and you really want to show it crap your pants.

A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender stands speechless due to the ridiculousness of the situation -Tag

What is sad about a kid dying in a bus accident? The other 20 survived

What is brown and sticky? Syrup.

Why did the man starve to death? Because his wife died

there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

Whats funnier than 24.....25

What is makes you more happy to see than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed up as a clown.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow who? Interrupting Cow Jones.

What is a dead cat on the side of the road. A free cat.

What's the difference between watermelon and baby? I don't eat watermelon.

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