A young boy recently saved a priests life. He found a solid lump on his testicle.

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What is white and cannot jump? A refridgerator.

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Man: Guess what! Other man: What? Man: Chicken butt

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My next door neighbour found out yesterday that I am a serial killer. Knock Knock. [L]

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giddy goat

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What did the unicorn say when he was kicked out of the grocery store? Nothing, dodo birds dont exist

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My brownie is so warm and squishy. You know what else is warm and squishy? Freshly killed babyies

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what happens when I bought a car. A man stole it from me and killed my family.

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How do you get a boy out of bed, you cut off his fingers.

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What do you call a Mexican that swam across the border? An illegal immigrant.

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Two gay men walk into a bar. Holding hands.

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you are driving down the highway, if two birds make a bee then how many pies can fly at once? None because I can't read

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Q: Where is the best place to hide a black persons food stamps? A: In their wallet so they can go to the grocery store and support their family with the little amount of help they get.

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Chuck Norris.

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Why didn't the disabled kid cross the road? He didn't make it.

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What's blue and has two windows ? The sky, i lied about the windows.

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What did the man say when he lost his keys? "Where's my keys?!"

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What do a fish and a moose have in common? They both live under water, apart from the moose.

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Q. How do you get a dinosaur off a slide? A. You tell him he hasn't lived for billions of years.

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Penis Gabriel - Go eat some ice cream! Boner McDaniels - No. Penis Gabriel - Ok.

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Girl: Want to stay over at mine tonight? Guy: Yeah I'd love to! Girl: Tough, you can't

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Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

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Why couldnt the boy poop? Because he was staring right in his eye.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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