Q: What's brown and rhymes with snoop? A: Dr. Dre

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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Whats worse than runing over a box of kittens? Runing over two boxes of kittens.

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Why is a budgie Because the other leg is yellow

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Why didnt the teenager have a smartphone? He didnt live close to a cell phone store

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Knock knock Who's there? No one Cool

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Knock, Knock Come in

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is blind and is a women, who are notoriously bad drivers.

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'l give you a nickle to tickle my pickle i'l give you a dime to take you time

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What do you call a dolphin that drives a Mercedes Benz? Nothing. Dolphins can't drive.

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What's black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

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A man walks into a bar. He asked the bartender if he accepts $100 bills. The bartender says "no".

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A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

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What is black and white and red all over? A Zebra that has been fatally maimed by a hungry lion.

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What's funnier than the world ending? Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder in a staring contest.

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What's worse than a dead baby? 2 dead babies

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why did the slytherin cross the road twice? ... because they are double-crossers.

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Tic tac toe. You were adopted.

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A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 30 years later he would gamble away his family's life savings and then go onto live a long and unfulfilled life.

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A white man and a black man were walking down the street. The black borrowed the white man's phone to make a quick call when an incoming call came in. The black man, while trying to hand the phone back, says, "Here, it's your Dad." The white man replies, "No, that's my phone." Amazed at how uneducated the black man was.

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Why did the dude fall into a box? Because he was hit by a bus.

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What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross country.

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A priest and rabbi walk into a bar, they order a few drinks, then call a cab to go home.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police, your family is dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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