- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock hold on im takin a poop!

what's silver and red and keeps crashing into the walls? a baby with forks in its eyes

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite.

Why did the dude fall? Because he tripped over a stick.

How do you make a model ugly? you shoot her in the face.

Why did Susie fall off the swing Because she had no arms. Knock knock... Whose there... Not Susie Why did the plane crash Susie was flying it

yuor momma so fat she has type 2 diabetes

What stands on the corner oof every major city at night? A cop

Roses are blue Violets are red Crap, I already messed up the joke.

Where did a homeless man find his easter eggs? In the bin.

Why was the black man hand cuffed by a woman cop? Because they are a married couple who feel like role play will help spark their sex life again.

why did summer hit the child because the child is jackson

What did the poor family eat for thanksgiving? Food

What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idear.

Why was the child lying in the scrap yard? because he was being torn apart by guard dogs.

How many Manatees does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, assuming Manatees have hands.

What do you call a black person riding a bicycle? A black person riding a bicycle.

This is a swimmer Joke. Chuck Norris once lapped a kid in the 50 free... LONG COURSE.

Q: What's worse than eating cauliflowers? A: Eating cauliflowers and getting raped by Jerry Sandusky at the age of 7.

You know whats worse than getting punched in the face? Getting kicked in the balls.

What did Einstein say to the blonde? 'What specific part of the theory don't you understand?'

Knock, Knock Who's There? (Silence) Wondering who was there, the man opened the door, to find a baby in a basket in front of him.

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