How did Darth Vader know what Luke Skywalker got for Christmas? He's his dad. He bought the presents.

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Q. What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A. Robin, get in the car.

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what du u call a aplle raisni in the hotr sun? graep duahahahahahahejejejejejejahahahejejejwyan

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What happens if you confuse your male best friend's and your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, their both named Adam.

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Out of all the sadness and death in the world...do you know what the worst part is? Mexicans are still hoping the border...

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Why couldn't Jim pogo-stick? He didn't have one.

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Whats worse than a Jew Ben rike

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What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike!

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I win an iPad for pooping on someone's head Answer- We have a muddaf**kin winna

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A viking walks into a bar, and orders 6 beers. the man working asks "why did you order so many beers?" the viking says"because one for me 6 brothers who were separated from me many years ago." then he leaves. the next morning the viking walks into the bar, and orders 5 beers.the man working says"im sorry for your loss." the viking says"what? oo no im just getting tierd of drinking!'

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What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree? one dead baby nailed to ten trees

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Why can't Johnny run? He has no legs.

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What did the Mexican get for christmas? Nothing, he was caught sneaking over the border in November.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because 2.5 million children in the world are suffering from HIV/AIDs.

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A man walks into a bar.

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When I was in 4th grade, I was fat. The other kids would take my lunch and spit in all the food, then give it back. Teachers started to wonder why I wasn't eating, and soon began to ask me if I was anorexic. I replied, "do I look anorexic!?" I'm now 6 foot 3 and weigh 56 pounds. *FUN FACT: based on a heartwarming true story.

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I have Alzheimer. What?

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Some blind tall guy asked a rich dude about time when the rich dude looked at his klock he remembred many things in his ugly terrible life so he said to the blind guy : its 5PM

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I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger. Then I got stabbed.

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Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

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Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

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a black guy walks into a fast food place.

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Black people. They are so kind.

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A bar walks into a man... Wait...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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