[Jewish Joke] Some Guy: OOOOHH I GET IT Me: Anne Frank-ly, how did jew nazi this coming?

What did the man do after he rented a movie? He watched it

So I went to my grandmothers house at 7 and left at 8.

A newborn, an infant, a teenager, a person in their 20s, a person in the 40s, a person in their 60s, a person in their 70s, a person in their 80s, and a little old lady who is about 105 walk into a bar. Wait, infants can't walk.

Knock knock Who's there? No Who is over there

Why did the grandmother lock her grandson in the closet? Because she didn't love him.

What color is red paint? Red

What is the difference between a black man and a speed bump? A black man is a living thing and a speed bump is not.

why did justin fuck alice and maliyah to have fun

Knock... Knock... Who's there? AIDS.

If you're happy and you know it go to hell.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

How do you kill 1000 Ethiopians? Push 1000 Ethiopians off a cliff

Do you know what a third world bathroom smells like? Crap

Why did the black man fail math? He had missed many classes due to his mother's terminal cancer.

I like my coffee like I like my women..... Without Hepatitis.

knock knock who's there? Madeline McCann really? no

Why is Tom Garrick gay Answer- Because he is

How do you stop moles from digging in your garden? Take the shuvel away.

What do a fish and a frog have in common? They can both live in water. Its a well known fact.

Why did the turtle cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

Two men go hunting and one has a sudden heart attack. The other man calls 911 and immediately tells the operator his location and the nature of the emergency. Rescue workers arrive on the scene in a timely manner and the man makes a full recovery.

your mamas so fat her weight is 3.14 without the decimal

Where did the little boy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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