- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: whats a bunny's favorite music genre A: smooth jazz

Show me the money! Said the man last wednesday.

A homosexual black man and a 13 year old child are in the shower at the local gym. The black man says to the boy "you dropped your soap, why don't you pick it up?" The boy promptly thanks the black man, picks up his soap and continues to shower.

A woman was in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband. Shortly after she brings the sandwich to him and he thanks her seeing as his disabled legs prevent him from walking to the kitchen and making one himself. His wife later heads to her job as a firefighter.

A bear walked into a bar, unfortunately there were no survivors.

Moe: What's the difference between blue paint and red paint? Ben: I couldn't tell you, I'm blind. Moe was so embarrassed by his unintentional rudeness that he apologized to Ben and walked away.

Justin Bieber.

Gun Control

What do you call it when a cigarette is brown instead of white? A niggarette

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them!!!

Why couldn't the blonde bride make it to her own wedding? She had another unplanned circumstance occur and the wedding was postponed until next week.

Man walks in the bar then buys a drink

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

what's the last thing you want to hear during surgery? your wife complaining

Roses are red Violets are blue The sun is bright.

A: Ask me if I'm a tree. Q: Are you a tree? A: No.

squirrels with massive bonerss

What does Pontiac stand for? Nothing. Pontiac's were discontinued

Justin Bieber got laid

Why did the kid fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms. Why couldn't he get up? Because he had no legs. Knock, Knock Who's there? Not that kid.

How do you talk to a mentally challenged person? You use words in a sequential order that would make sense grammatically

Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's. Alzheimer's who? Knock knock!

What does a bird and a human have in common? They both use long, hard sticks.

What is white, sticky and tastes great? Milk

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