- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Think of a fruit that isn't an orange ... You're thought of a pear, didn't you?

"Free to play" Play free "right now"

What do a plane and a flight attendant have in common? They're both going somewhere in their careers. Aside from the flight attendant.

There's 2 cows, one says to the other "What do you think of Mad Cow Disease?" The other says, "I don't care I'm a helicopter"

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She has no arms.

What happened to your face? I walked into a tree

What do you get when you cross your eyes? A headache.

Why did the dog cross the road? He saw a fish.

How do you make Chuck Norris cry? Kill his family.

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

A man was walking along and got his legs shot off. He then proceeded to calm his wife and children and buy a wheelchair.

An asian man and his friend walk into a bar. They both order a few drinks and drink them responsibly. They then pay for their drinks, and drive home to their loving families.

When life gives you lemons, you are most likely in the fruit section of the grocery store.

What do you get when you cut a stick of butter? a butt.

What do you do with a dead black man? Respect his final wishes and provide him with proper funeral services.

Jimmy said he would never beat his wife, so why did he do it anyway? Because he was a hypocrite.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and trampoline? Well, children jump on one to obtain enjoyment, while a pile of dead babies is a sick tragedy.

how many times did lucy's mom drop her baby on its head? none, her mom died giving birth.....

"KNOCK KNOCK". I opened the door to greet my guests for the party.

What does it take to write a good joke? A punchline

How many light bulbs does it take to screw a blonde? 3.

your mommas so fat i like fat cows is she home?

what do you call a black man wearing a makeup? A clown

adam sucks off disabled old men for a pac of biscuits

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