What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? A quarter ponder with cheese.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a pressure-sensitive explosive device.

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one day i went to bed

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How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke her face

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a white kid is called on by his teacher he is promptly sent to the principle's office after not complying.

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What is similar between a penguin and a newspaper? If you kill a penguin, then grind it up into a fine powder, then the penguin becomes a newspaper.

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Women's rights

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How does a black chick tell if she's pregnant? When she pulls the tampon out, all the cotton is already picked.

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Why are rich guys gay? They can afford to be

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What did the woman get for Christmas? Cooking oil and a black eye.

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whats the difference between jimmy saville and a horse? jimmy has a bigger cock

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I was reading this book one time..... and my imagination took me away to many lands and times.

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I am reading the Terms of Service, however I don't fully agree with it's contents.

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Dad what does negligence mean? SHUT THE FUCK UP KID! I TOLD YOU TO NEVER SPEAK TO ME AGAIN!

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What's worse than a bee sting? Getting shot in the head

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"I like my women like I like my coffee, in a cup." -Paul Alangadan

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crap!!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue...........Im wearing socks

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What does AIDS smell like? AIDS has no smell. AIDS is a diease contracted though sexual contact with another being with the diease. It greatly increases the risk of infections and malignancy. Although AIDS has no smell, in the final stages large sores develope on the surface of the skin. This means you are going to die. Thus, HIV/AIDS has no smell.

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Woman's rights

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the slaughter-house.

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a man walks into a bar, he is injured severely and needs medical attention stat, he is rushed to the hospital where he dies that evening

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Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber's talent.

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what do you give a little girl with no legs and no arms for christmas...................cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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