- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the slaughter-house.

a man walks into a bar, he is injured severely and needs medical attention stat, he is rushed to the hospital where he dies that evening

what do you give a little girl with no legs and no arms for christmas...................cancer

Want to hear a funny joke? Me too.

Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber's talent.

I want to tie a baby to the back of a truck then reverse into a wall.

whats red and bad for your teeth... A brick.

I couldn't afford a hair cut... So i contracted cancer.

Knock Knock Who's there? F F who? F you.

Once you buy it, you will get a 365 day warranty or a 1 year warranty, whichever comes first

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O'Malley, an Irishman; Adam, a Jew; and Patrick, a gay man, walk into a bar. Oh crap. I just outed Patrick.

How many Jews can you fit in an ashtray? None

Two doctors were performing open heart surgery on a 54-year old woman. The surgery was a success, and she is now living comfortably in Portland, OR. She enjoys sweet tea.

"who you calling pinhead" tell me you know what thats off

why can't you hear a pterodactyl pee? Because the "p" is silent

why did the husband always work late nights? he needed the extra hours to provide for his family

Why did the boy drop the ice cream? Because he had a seizure.

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then watch the world as they wonder how you did it

What do you call a person with no legs and an eyepatch? Names.

If a tree falls in a forest and only one women is there to hear it, does i make a sound? Trick question: there's no forests in kitchens.

Why are lizards broke? Because they run around the desert with no money...

Goldilocks walks into a bar. But its not really a bar, it's a bear cave and she is eaten by porridge eating bears.

What do you say if you see a monkey driving a car? Nothing , you run away because primates are incapable to have motor skill and will probably crash within the next 50 feet

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