- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do when a black man points a gun at your face? you do what he tells you to do.

What's the difference between an elephant and a moscito? There are several differencies. Firstly, the elephant is a mammal and the moscito is an insect.

Q) What do you call a black man swinging from a tree? A) A very silly man as it is potentially dangerous

What's black and flies? Whatever it is, it's not a car.

Dylan is a person

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Sex.

Once upon a time, The end.

if your were a slu* what would you do dance on a pole or get a tattoo

If you see a fat man, what do you say to him? Hopefully nothing mean, seeing as that would be demoralizing to the fat man.

What did your mom say after she went sky diving? Nothing, her parachute didn't open

Call of Duty is Awesome So is fingering a dead lion with an iron dildo

what do you think when you see someone throw a man with no arms and legs into the ocean? chances of survival are minimal

Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

What did the blonde do when her car broke down? Made a Facebook status about then called animal control.

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Why won't lance Armstrong survive 2012 Because he has cancer

What is red white and blue Blood. I was lying about the white and blue.

How many mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Trick question they cant afford one.

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What did the black person say to the tall man with nice shoes? Nice shoes.

Roses are black Violets are black Grass is blac- Oh wait, it's night time. I'll be back in 12 hours.

Why did octopus cross the road? Because the road was underwater

What happens when you shoot a giraffe? It dies.

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