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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two elks were out flying one day. One of the elks turned to the other one and said: - You have a cinnemon bun in your eye. - What? - You have a cinnamon bun in your eye! - WHAT? - YOU HAVE A CINNAMON BUN IN YOUR EYE!!! - I CAN'T HEAR YOU, I HAVE A CINNAMON BUN IN MY EYE!

Chuck Norris will inevitably pass away sometime in the future.

Why did Lou Gehrig die from? ALS

Yo mammals so stupid, she's got AIDS!

What's brown and sticky? The british econonic system from 2 May 1997 to 27 June 2007.

Q:What do you call a duck that can fly? A:Bird.

What happened when man put a dog in the blender? He got arrested for Animal abuse

Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

What did the Christian say to the Muslim. Nothing. He understood his right to have a opinion even if his religion is against it.

a man walks into a bar he suffer's bad injuries by Mad

Why can't the boy ride his bike to school? It has no wheels.

What did the bat say to the human? Nothing because bats make too high of frequency noises for humans to understand

why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

a man walks into a bar. he gets a beer and talks to his friends. he then goes home.

What's white, black and can't fit through a man hole? A nun with a spear in their head

Hey "Oren" its Red, sorry but I got to go now. How you been doing? Kinda missed you over here. So you actually care about how you sound now?

Roses are red violets are flowers jordan and me did it for hours If you know what i mean xxx

Whats yellow and gives you cancer? The sun

Why was the jewish boy crying? i lied he was happy.

What do you say to a horse at the vet? Good god, look at that ear infection.

What's wrong with Barney? He's big and purple.

I don't know what was a bigger disappointment, the series finale of "Lost" or--sorry I thought I felt my phone vibrate in my pocket.

How do you describe a funny man on stilts? Stand up comedy

A duck walks into a bar. He sees Khloe Kardashian sitting on a barstool. The duck runs out of the bar screaming.

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