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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man, a Mexican man and a white man walk into a bank. The black man reaches into his bag and pulls out his bank card, the Mexican and the the white man do the same as they need to withdraw money.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? -a black man that left his family

Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? He was tired of working for the man.

A group of teenage boys put a flaming bag of dog feces on Old Man Howard's doorstep. He came out and demanded that they stop such behavior at once. They did, and the day went on normally.

Why do blondes where pigtails? Because they look nice.

If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? A question and answering session of information used to test knowledge of a specific idea or person.

Why wasn't the old woman sitting on the porch? Because she got raped by a big scorpian.

What do a woman and a female dog have in common? They were both annoying so I put them down.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey. Why did the other bird fall out of the tree? It was shot. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

A gay jew walked into a bar. Just kidding, for there was only a red blanket.

Why Russians ride bears? Because god hate bears

Why was timmy in the well? He had autism.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

Q: what did the man say to the woman when he wanted her to leave? A: please leave

What did the framer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Q: Why did the man eat the banana? A: Cuz he was hungry!

A man walks outside and walks back in. Why? Because it was raining purple unicorns and he felt the need to go back inside.

when chuck norris plays call of duty, his only perk is ghost pro.

Ju... Just why?

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

wat is the difference between rainbows and poop? I LOVE RAINBOWS!

whats the dif...mexicans are gay

Why did the chIcken cross the road? To escape the holocaust.

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