- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Cancer..... Just Kidding! He got a bike!

What's the difference between a tomato and a rhinoceros? Neither of them can ride a bicycle.

In my opinion I am superior to you all in every single way,an opinion you might disagree with, but can respect. While on the other hand, I have no reason to respect and even less agree with your inferior opinions at all.

There are two types of people in the world: humans

theres a fork in a drawer half way open and a knife in a cup on the counter. how does the knife get into the drawer, it cant knife are incapable of moving

what has 2 eyes but can't see... an asian

How come Hellen keller is blind and deaf? Cause she is a women.

So two clowns walk into a bar... . . . . . . . . . . They died

why'd the baby cross the road it was stapled to the chicken

It's a man's 100th birthday, and as one of his last wishes he wants to go skydiving. Unfortunately, due to his crippling arthritis, he was unable to pull the rip cord on his parachute and plummeted to his death.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped his mother

Why did the chicken get hit by a bus? Because he crossed the road

Man 1: WHAT THE HELL?!?! Man 2: There is no verb in that sentence

why did the building fall down the terrorists came back

Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

What d u tell Simba when he's moving to slow? Muvasa

Why did the chicken kill himself? Because he was bullied as a child and is now suicidal

What did the college student say after he failed his test? He didn't say anything, he was a mute.

What happens when you walk by two black men? You walk by two black men.

Q: Why was the blonde disappointed with her trip to England? A: She found out Big Ben was only a clock

Q: what did the nazi say to the other nazi A: hallo

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died.

Whats white and looks like a bunny? a rabbit

What do you call a joke with no punchline?

Anti Joke

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