person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

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What do you get when you cross a turtle and a kangaroo? A hybrid combination of the two that is characterized by specific traits of both animals.

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What's funnier than poop? More poop

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A homosexual walks into a church

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What's the difference between God and Kanye West? God doesn't think he's Kanye West.

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A man rode into town on Friday and stayed a while and then left on Friday how did he manage this?

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and a rock? The rock doesn't cheat on it's wife.

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How do you kill an Asian? Poke him with a large fork until hes dead.

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What is pink, smelly, and sometimes gets wet? A pink sponge.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grizzly bear in your apple

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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then the man returned and said, "My friend does not have a pulse and he is not breathing, so I stand by my prior assumption."

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Two Irish men walks out of a bar

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How does your sister ride a bicycle? My sister does not have any legs.

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why are black people good at basketball cuz their tall

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a guy jumped out of a plane...he died

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There where ducks sitting in the bath One Duck truns to the other an says "could you pass me the soap" The other duck truns and replies "dont call me toast"

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what's worse than getting a paper cut? Hiroshima

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Q: What happened when three lions escaped from the zoo? A: Animal patrol came and tranquilized all three.. Unfortunantly one of the lions died from to much tranq.

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https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCM8MQg1bn9y38H8Irhuxx-g

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That is so sweet of you, for a moment I thought I had said something that might have insulted you, but then again, considering the length of the message I see why it took so long.

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What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

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Where's Waldo? Six feet under.

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What's similar about a fish and an eagle? They can both fly, except for the fish.

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How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

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