- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the old woman fall down She got shot

Why couldnt Julia find her cat? she has gone crazy from old age, her cat actually died 10 years ago

Yo mama so ugly... she has an extremely bad burn on her face.

How many chairs does it take to screw a lightbulb? One, if you have enough lube.

Roses are red, violets are blue you may not know this but I'm falling for you . <3

Ever heard of the dumb blonde joke? You probably wouldn't get it.

Where was I born? Pakistan. You?

It's about 3 days from Mother's Day. What do you get her? Nothing. Nothing is a very powerful thing. hehe thats what she said.

What did the wife say to her husband when he arrived home from work? Nothing. She cried over his coffin. Her husband was a marine who died in a car bombing in Iraq.

why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

What do you call a dragon with no wings? A komodo dragon

What's yellow and goes up and down? A banana in an elevator.

A Priest, Rabbi, and a Minister walk into a bar... i forgot the rest of the joke, but your mothers a whore!

Wanna hear a bathroom joke? YOU TRYIN' TO KILL US?!?

three jews walk into a bar. then a bear mauls them.

Why did the little boy get food poisoning? Because his family can't afford to buy organic food, and can only afford McDonald's burgers, where their cows are forced to stand in their own feces.

Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

getting a call from the hospital saying that your whole entire family was all killed in an explosion and they were killed from your best friend.

Knock, Knock Whos there? Docter Docter who? Yes its me, Craig Who your docter, I have the test results back Im afriad its positive,you've only got a few months left

How do you make a puppy stop barking? Throw a brick at it.

What did the doctor say to his patient? Doctors are not allowed to give out personal information involving their patients.

So there are two skunks in a bath tub. One of the skunks says to the other, "Would you please pass the soap?", and the other skunk says, "What do you think I am, a talking radio?!"

The skeleton walks into a bar. Everyone is confused and leaves.

Your mom is so poor, she can't afford nice clothing.

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