What did the mime say to the girl? .......

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I was (really) asked one day by a guy if I wanted to star in a porn movie... Before I could even think about it he asked my 14 year old sister "Do you want to join in too?" And that kids, is why I am stuck in jail for pushing up a boot up a guys ass... Well replace boot with dick, and guys ass with my 14 year old sister and yeah... Naw... seriously she has hueg boobs though... at the age of 14, damn those melons have not even gone a bit greenish yellow and they are still growing... ...Hey Cassandra, its NeroMetal, good thing I am not your brother and that you are 19 right? NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH THAT NEROISM DUDE THAT CHATS HERE, I play videogames, and write books, and sign books... ...Then some guy sees my real name is Nero and goes that guy on horsehead network? Who? HE SUCKS! SUCKS ASS!

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I have a red ferrari and 20 dead babies in my garage. Didn't I have a blue ferrari?

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Your momma's so broke she might be eligible for government assistance. Seriously she should totally look into it.

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Think of a number between 2 and 10? 3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375105820974944592307816406286 208998628034825342117067982148086513282306647093844609550582231725359408128481 11745028410270193852110555964462294895493038

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roses are red violets are blue I forogt what I was doing where am I?

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Roses are red Voilets are blue I have a gun Get in the Van

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what does the NAACP stand for? Now Apes Are Called People.

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How much does a polar bear weight? The average male polar bear weights about 1500 lbs (680 kg)

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Where is the last place you would find a Mexican? In a good hiding spot that you didn't think of while trying to find him.

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Did you hear about the fire in the shoe factory? All the inventory was destroyed.

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The joke below is absolute shit.

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Why was the jewish boy sad? He had no friends.

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Where did Sally go in the bombing? Everywhere

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how do you stop a speeding vehicle? throw a refrigerator at it.

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Why did John fall down the stairs? Because John is a paraplegic and is incapable of going to down stairs without aid.

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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Why did 4 Christians, 2 Jews, 1 Muslim, 1 Buddhist and an atheist squeeze into a Honda Accord? One of their co-workers at Appleby's made a compelling case for the financial and environmental benefits of carpooling.

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whats worse tan loosing checkers getting lit on fire

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin when he noticed he had lost his belt? A: Robin! Q:What did Robin respond? A: Yes?

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What word rhymes with orange? -Adult onset diabetes

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This is a swimmer Joke. Chuck Norris once lapped a kid in the 50 free... LONG COURSE.

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What did the jobless man get for Christmas? Fired...

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