- Anti Joke

A horse walks into a bar, it is then frightened and bucks a man in the chest. Animal control and an ambulance are promptly called. The horse is then taken to a stable, while the man is taken to the hospital where he later made a full recovery.

What is translucent and smells like a carrot ? A translucent carrot.

why was the boy lonely? his whole family died in a plane crash

why did little suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock: Who's there? Not little suzy Why did the car crash? Little suzy was driving Why didn't little suzy ride her bike home? She died of her injuries from the car crash

Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house! Nock. Nock. Whos there? The Chicken?

Q: Why wouldn't the other kids play with Timmy at recess? A: Because he was a burn victim and had no face.

A: Who keeps knocking on the wall? B: My neighbors have sex a lot. A: We should knock back.

Why was Sally lying on the ground? Cause she was dead

roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS now so do you.

Who wants pizza crusts?

What does Helen Keller's parents do when she gets in trouble? They leave the plunger in the toilet!!!

Q: What do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

Hey we just met And this is crazy But my name's Kony And I stole your baby

what'd one jew say to the other jew? i cant eat this its ham. (sounds better when said with disappointed jew voice)

Whats green and turns red at the push of a button A frog in a blender

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. Are you a grapefruit? No.

I pooped.

A man orders chinese food. His wife says "Honey, where's the cat?"

who's sexually attracted to bones? James Cornish

Yo mamas so fat.

raping black women

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was already in the oven.

What's worse than Fantasy Basketball? Playing Fantasy WNBA.