A Cheerio is at Cheerio high school, and there is another Cheerio that he wants to ask to the prom, but she is a frosted Cheerio and because of Cheerio social statuses she would not go with him. So he goes to the Cheerio factory so he can become a frosted Cheerio. The factory workers tell him that he can be a frosted Cheerio, but the machines are malfunctioning today and they can only frost half of him. He agrees, and the girl Cheerio goes to the prom with him. He shows up at the prom with her, and she asks him to get her some punch. So, he's walking around, looking for the punch line, when he realizes: There isn't any.

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Yo momma so fat she when god said let there be let he said get the fuck out the way!

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your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

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Why was the horse sad? Because it seen a Tesco van in the distance.

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A priest a rabbi and the dalai lama walk into a bar. They decided to order the hotwings...... Why do u care??? : )

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What happened to the cat that fell in the bath? It jumped out feeling cold and embarrassed.

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? a lot.

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girls lacrosse

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Knock Knock Who's There? The police- we are sorry to inform you that your wife and only child was killed in a brutal car accident earlier this evening, We offer our condolences.

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What do you call a puppy that has been left in the cold? A puppsicle

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A wooly mammoth and a dodo bird walk into a bar. Just kidding.

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Im Black And I Will Beat You Children At Checkers,They Can Be Red

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Why did the little boy have a gun pointed at his head? Because he hated his life and wanted to kill himself.

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What did the blind boy get for Christmas? The same toys from last year.

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Brad Fuller!

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I asked a Jewish girl for her number, so she rolled up her sleve

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whats worse than a baby in a bathtub? its dead. Whats worse than that? its in a clown suit. Whats worse than that? The baby had down syndrome.

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If a tree falls in a neigheorohood lots of people hear it.

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What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

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Greg and Michal once had a fight I lost.

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KASEEM IS CRAP AT GEARS OF WAR THIS IS NOT A JOKE ITS TRUE (FACT) PLAYSTATION IS BETTER THEN XBOX (BIGGEST JOKE EVER) IV HAD BOTH, SO SHUT UP PS3 BOYS AKA GIRLS

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how do you get a cat out of a tree? with boomerangs

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Lil' Wayne

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What do you call a black person driving a plane? A pilot, because you dont want to call him anything racist i mean he is driving you up 25,000 ft in the air and the last thing you want is for him to get mad and decide to do something rational, God, you racists.

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