- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man with a PhD and loving family? A nigger

We live in a world.... Yeah its called Earth.

Why does Santa Clause say Ho Ho Ho? He has Tuberculosis.

A Mexican, an Italian and an American all walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have pleasant conversation, and all return home to loving families safely and securely.

What do you call a pig and a ball when u come across both of them? A ball hog!

You really need some help in spelling the word GOD... Anyway, none of your fucking business.I am a child for this scenario only so... Moral: LET THAT CHILD ALONE!

How do you kill a woman? Let her drive

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car> "Get in the car."

So I was sitting in the doctor's when I noticed a guy sitting about two seats down, wearing a sombrero and pouring salt over himself. Then I found out I had cancer and promptly lost all interest in him.

What happened when the man asked the girl if he could borrow her pencil? Nothing, she was deaf

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally raped and murdered 6's family

Roses are red but violets arent blue!!!!!

What didnt rebecca black do today ride the bus

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends. How hard can you throw?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Q: What genre is the bible? A: Si-fi

Have you heard about the angry chef? He beat his children

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was blind and deaf which impairs the ability to register sights and sounds necessary to operate an automobile.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What did the fish say when it hit the big stone wall? DAM

What do you call a room full of lawyers? A group of legally educated professionals.

What is funnier than onion gravy? Mushroom gravy.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Not the Twin Towers.

A bar walks into a man. The drink orders a bartender. And then the money walks home. End The.

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