Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs? A: Disabled.

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Q: A young friend you met on the internet invites you over to his house. When you arrive, Chris Hansen enters the room. What does he say? A: Welcome to our home

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What do you call a black doctor? A doctor you racist

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R.I.P. Steve Jobs

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- I'm in my mum's car, broom broom. - Get out me car. - Aw.

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Q: What do the Terms of Service say? A: I dont know, I didnt read them.

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a hobo begs and begs for a dollar to buy something. a man finally gives him a dollar. what does the hobo buy? nothing. he walked into 711 and got shot.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven murdered sixes wife and kids and said he was next.

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About the bible, I did not know, but I can sense I calculate it the same way I make our followers believe that I can tell what catchphra they will get. Your mind is numb but calm, it will remain there until we meet again. I am afraid of saying this, but I wont let fear get to me just yet, your mother told me, she regrets her actions in life, and wants me to tell you that she is watching over you in death, and hopes you will one day forgive her, she tells me that there is a heaven, but only those that can admit their mistakes, agonize over the pain of their actions, until they can forgive themselves for their misdeeds. She says she can wait, but I sense she is doing it because she feels undeserving, which again means that you are not ready, its like the butterfly effect, all things spiritual and on this plane are connected. Take your time, I know you literally cant forgive her yet, because that would not be enough for her to forgive herself now, humans dead or alive, cannot be truly free, until they let go of what hurts them, I will change that within you, so you can forgive her and break the limits in your mind, so you can stop feeling sad for being rightfully angry at someone you love. I just need more energy, more time, and belief in myself, something that requires more energy than it should to keep going, its the balance and connection between things, something I cannot change at the present moment, even if I did my best. Ill see you around dear friend.

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Q. How are a bird and a turtle alike? A. They both fly. Except the turtle.

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penis

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 452

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this kid named terry stockton lives in craig beach ohio is gay

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To be eaten.

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A guy walks in to a bar, waving a gun around. He acidentally shoots himself in the foot He died from the bloodloss.

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You wanna know something that doesn't exist? Grandma's.........that haven't given BLOW JOBS!

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Text me back when you can. I can't, my fingers got amputated.

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i once thought i could do crytal meth but then i thought naw better not

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Why did the blond girl get fired from the M&M Factory. Becouse she removed all the W's

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Q. what is catness and pita name together pines

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your moms soooooo FAT that she went on a diet and became really sexy

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Why were you at a funeral? Someone died.

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Why did the cat have hair? Because he did.

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What's black can run really fast and jump really high? A panther

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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