- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the clown fall off the swing? Because he was dead.

Why did the hipster burn his mouth? He ate the mac and cheese before it was cool.

Why's Jeds head so big? Curley wurly.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" So the horse says, "My ex-wife just got full custody of my kids and I'll never see them again."

What happens when a Jew, a black man, and a Latino walk into the bar? The potential for racial humor.

Q. What was the the cancer's patients favorite song? A. Radioactive

knock knock how there me ok come in

I walked into my maths lesson and my teacher told me to point out the uncommon variable. ..So i pointed at the ginger black man in the corner.

What did the blind kid that couldn't talk get for Christmas Cancer

How do you talk to a mentally challenged person? You use words in a sequential order that would make sense grammatically

Jack and jill Went up the hill To go smoke Some marijuana Jack got high Unzipped his fly And asked jill "Do you wanna?" Jill sais "yes" Pulled up her dress And things got real fun But silly jill Forgot the pill And now they have a son

yo mamas so fat that when she wears a bathing suit people go "wow, that women is fat"

Why did the man talk to the potato? Because hes stupid.

Jackson's dad told him to "play in the traffic".

Why was the baby so hot? Napalm. Why was the baby so cold? Meat locker.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. -Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Not Sally.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over by a car

Why did Osama bin Laden cross the road? To get shot in the face.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue The end is near I want a beer

What do you call a black priest? A black priest

Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

- Knock knock - Excuse me, I don't have time, my house is on fire ! - We're the firemen.

Q: What did the serail rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

You: Mike and Steve were playing chess, who won? Them: Mike You: no, it was steve

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