- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what's funny? Clowns.

why was 6 afraid of 7 He raped him the other day

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house... Knock knock Who's there? The Chincken

What's sad about 4 people in a Lamborgini going over a cliff? It was my car.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

Q: Why did the Japanese man fall off the cliff? A: He was pushed

Did i just hear a joke about birds? No? Well this is Hawkward.

why did the man fart? because he felt like it.

Haikus are easy But they often dont make sense flying flamingos

Why did the zuccini fly? I was in an acid trip.

(for comedians) I went to a coffee shop the other day. I ordered a coffee then sat down. Behind me there were two people talking. I didn't eves drop because it's impolite so I drank my coffee and left.

why did the chicken cross the road? it was making its way home after a long day of luckless job interviews

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'll order The Special, what's wrong with you?

never bring a knife to a gun fight. bring a sword.

"The hills are alive..." Impossible, hills can never be alive.

What Batman Said to Robin before getting into the car? I'll drive.

Two men walk into a bar.........ouch.

If 32x=8600, find x. ^ | There it is!

What's the difference between hot tea and cold tea? The temperature.

what's 9+10? 19, not 21

What's the difference between Al Gore and a slab of formica? Many things, most obvious being that Al Gore is a conscious being.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

Teacher: "What is the outside layer on a tree?" Dog: "Bark" Teacher: "How would you describe the desert surface?" Dog: "Rough" Teacher: "Would you say that Abraham Lincoln was an intelligent man?" Dog: "Yarp"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My name is Paco, And yours is too.

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