- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the black man eating fried chicken and watermelon? He was at home

Did you know that a hamster and a cigarette are almost the same? How? Because they are both completely harmless until you put them in your mouth and light them on fire.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Q. What do you call 2 black men on a bike? A. Organised Crime

I am iron man 24 flavors in my van i am the icecream man i have met jackie chan

you: "hey, is your refrigerater running?" random, confusded individual: "yeah" you: "oh."

What Do You Call a Black Man With a Gun?? A Cop

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because the branch broke.

Why didn't Rosa Parks get her fat black ass up? Because she was an avid partier and had anal with roughly 8 different guys the night before.

What's green and fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

What's inside that man's house? Atoms.

whats more serious than rape the holocaust

Your momma;s so fat she stepped on the scale and said one at a time please!

Why did the boy sharpen his pencil it was dull

A bear and a rabbit sits by a small lake in the forest, taking a shit. After a while, the bear asks the rabbit: "Do you have problems with shit hanging from you fur after you're done?" The Rabbitm ponders, and responds: "No, bear. I really don't". Than the bear wiped his ass with some moss.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Your mum. Your mum who? Dinner is ready, come down stairs.

A guy walks into a psychiatrist's office covered only in Saran Wrap. He asks the doctor, "The strip of metal teeth is missing from the box, so could I borrow your scissors?"

Roses are red, violets are blue, I had some crack, my unicorn says hi.

Do you know what Chuck Norris does for a living? He's an actor, I also heard he's quite good with martial arts.

Why did the cat have hair? Because he did.

Ed Milliband looks like an amphibian.

Why did the black kid with one leg read the Iliad? Because it was part of his homework assignment?

A man looks both ways before crossing the street he gets hit by an airplane

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