- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So there's this crazy married couple in a old trailer down the road. They are both drunk. The man asks his blond wife, ''Isn't it about time we get married?'' The wife replies ''I wouldn't marry a ugly thing like you!'' The next day, they file a divorce.

So I was blow drying my penis and my girlfriend asked what I was doing. Apparently, "heating up your dinner." wasn't the right response.

When is a Jew the sleepiest? Depends on the time really... some people sleep and wake up on different biological calendars.

fuzzy wuzzy was a bear fuzzy wuzzy had no hair so fuzzy wuzzy wasn't fuzzy was he? yes

What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue? Nothing. Inanimate objects, such as a tube of glue, however adhesive the contents of said objects are, are in no way capable of advanced speech, let alone basic communication.

Whay is jerry so bad at parallel parking? He just got a sex change yesterday.

What do Jews always complain & want money for? Anything

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

what do you call jerry sandusky with a kid in a shower jerry sandusky

How do you get a jew out of an empty pool? Give him a lader

Farmers are outstanding in their fields

What's gray and comes in buckets? An elephant

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Get in the van.

What's worse than finding a bone in your boneless chicken meal? Going home to find your entire family brutally murdered.

Roses are red. Violets are red. My thumb is red because I accidentally put it in the toaster.

A newborn, an infant, a teenager, a person in their 20s, a person in the 40s, a person in their 60s, a person in their 70s, a person in their 80s, and a little old lady who is about 105 walk into a bar. Wait, infants can't walk.

Why can't Hellen Keller play hide and go seek? Because she is dead.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Coming home and discovering that your wife has drowned your kids in the bathtub

world peace

[Jewish Joke] Some Guy: OOOOHH I GET IT Me: Anne Frank-ly, how did jew nazi this coming?

What does an emu an a kiwi have in common? Both are flightless birds endemic to there own countries.

rose's are red, bananas are yellow, yo mama's so fat she jiggles like jello

Daniel Textor can suck a gooch he's such a F - A - GGGGG!! Let's beat him up at lunch.

A grasshopper walks into a bar... Bartender: "hey we have a drink named after you!" Grasshopper: "What, Kevin?"

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