What do you call cheese that is not yours? The fact that you do not own the cheese doesnt change its name

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what do you call a 19th century steam train driver ? i dont know , depends what his mother named him

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Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

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What did the train say at the party Thomas isn't really dumb ass

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What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophob? a blowjob

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A man walked into a bar. It was very crowded so he decided to leave.

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Why didn't Johnny walk to school this week? He was dead.

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Mitt Romney's economic plan for America.

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Chantelle, I loved you, but you cheated with Johnathan from Church...

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Blake wilkeys hair style

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A man went to the doctor with a strange complaint. "Well it's like this Doc, when I drive to work in the morning through the country lanes I start to sing 'The green green grass of home'. If I see a cat then it's 'What's new, pussy cat?'. It's so embarrassing, even when I'm asleep and dreaming, I still keep singing. Last night, it was 'Delilah', and my wife was not amused!" "Yes, it would apear that you have the early symptoms of Tom Jones syndrome." "Well I've never heard of that, is it common?" asked the man. "Yes," replied the doctor, "It is very uncommon."

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Why did the black man say "I been done did that?" He was speaking ebonics.

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there is a blonde, red head, and brunet held captive in afghanistan. The people say whats your last word to the red head, she says tornado... they turned and she escaped, they say to the brunet what is your last word, she says tsunami.. they turn and she escaped. They go to the blonde and say what is your last word, she says fire... she is then shot rapidly and she dies.

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Why does a black person buy water? Because everyone needs water to survive SKH RZH

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

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What is worse than breaking your pencil? Flying on a magic carpet

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Whats worse than cold feet? getting your feet chopped off.

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how do you fix a family? Someone gives in

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What's black, white and red all over? A nun in a blender

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What is the delicate way to start talking about your penis? ...that wasn't it.

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So there are three black people on a plane. The pilot comes over the intercom and says "Wow wow wow wait a second... ...why are there only three people on this plane? This is a commercial flight"

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Why don't I understand myself? Because I am an anti-joke and lack a self-aware existence.

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Why did the Indian homosexual shoot his dog? Because it was old

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What did the disabled boy get on Christmas morning? Cancer.

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