- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Johnny had 100 chocolate bars. He ate 95 and gave 3 to his friend. What does Johnny have now? Diabetes

Roses Are Red I Have A Phone Nobody Txts Me Forever Alone

Why was the woman riding a camel? Because woman aren't allowed to drive in her country therefore she rides a camel as a way to commute. The camel's name is Gregory.

Two black guys jump off a bridge..who lands first? They would land at the same time due to earths gravity acting on them both with an equal force.

When life gives you lemons, you are most likely in the fruit section of the grocery store.

How do you make a professional gamer cry? You burn his house down.

Mary had a big white van, a big white van, a big white van, Mary had a big white van, where did my friend go? (sing the song)

so 3 guys walk into a bar.....the 4th one ducks

What did the pillow say to the dragon? Nothing, because pillows don't talk, dragons aren't real and this is a highly improbable circumstance.

What has two legs and is covered in red. Half a dog.

roses are red, violets are blue.

How do you drown a blonde? You hold her head under water until water gets into her lungs and she cant breathe.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

What did OJ Simpson say to the blonde? "Don't worry, I'm not going to murder you"

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Why couldn't Jenny speak right? Cause she had autism.

A black man and a white woman cross paths while walking on the sidewalk. After greeting each other, they continue on their way. Each goes on to enjoy their respective day free of racism and sexism.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 4

uh uh uh uh .... oh i swallowed my gum

What is black and is good at stealing stuff? a ninja.

Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is a highly unlikely circumstance due to the fact that there are no wild chickens and most chicken coops are nowhere near a road

Why did the boy cry? Because he had a frog stapled to his face. Why did the boy cry harder? Because it queefed in the boys mouth.

What is the least racist animal? A panda. It's black, white and Asian.

A scotsmen, an Irishman and an Englishman all walk into a bar. The publican had accidentally left the door unlocked and the bar was in fact closed. So they left.

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