whats small and tickles? pubic lice

Knock knock. Who's there? The interrupting doctor. The inter-- --You have cancer.

Do you know who's gay? Homosexuals.

What do homeless people get at Christmas? Cold.

What do you call a sheep on a trampoline? Disorientated.

Why did the man cry when he was surrounded by black men? He got a call saying his mother had just died.

Roses are red, Violets are green, get in my bed, if you know what I mean.

Whats worse than not coming up with an original anti joke? Nothing.

Do you ride the bus to school or do you take your lunch?

how many dead babies fit in a bathtub 16

What are pirate movies rated ? P.g 13 for violence and coarse language.

Tiger Woods isn't a Tiger, He's a lion cheeta.

Chikin nuggets are cooler than your mom!!!!!!!

What do you call an 8 year-old with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

how do you scare a mexican? You dress up as a bar of soap.

Moe: What's the difference between blue paint and red paint? Ben: I couldn't tell you, I'm blind. Moe was so embarrassed by his unintentional rudeness that he apologized to Ben and walked away.

yo mamas so fat that when she wears a bathing suit people go "wow, that women is fat"

what do the Holocaust and Jeff Dunham have in common? they're both hilarious

#Cutforbieber - Cole g.

What's black and white and red all over? News paper that was used to cover up a dead body.

What's worse than a kid being bullied at school? A kid being bullied at school, to go home and be raped by his stepdad.

Hitler arrives at his neighbor's barmitzfah... fashionably late.

roses are red FACT violets are blue FACT this ryhm is boring how about you FACT

Q. Knock knock A. Who's there Q. DEEZ A. DEEZ who A. DEEZ NUTZ HA GOT EEEEEM

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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