what did the boy with no hands get for christmas Gloves!!! just kidding i dont know he hasnt opened the box yet

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what sad about 4 mexican dieing in a car crash??? My car

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Q. What was the the cancer's patients favorite song? A. Radioactive

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How can you tell the person who stole your car was black? Stereotyping is wrong.

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Want to hear a dirty joke? Jonny played in the mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jonny took a bath with bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke again? Bubbles was the girl next door, Jonny raped her.

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What do you call an 8 year-old with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

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Whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer

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What did the frog order at McDonalds? Nothing, it's a frog.

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There is no I in Pie except for the I

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What do you get when you put the head of a lion on the body of an eagle?2 dead animals and a fine for killing protected species.

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I really might try and kill myself when I get home tonight.

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What is brown and sticky? Syrup.

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Why was the fat guy sad? his daughter is slowly dying of anorexia why was the fat guy sad? his daughter was raped by a giant panda bear

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Yo Mama is so fat that she has to wear large clothes.

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Do you like impressions? Why? That's Socrates

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Whats worse than a baby crying on a plane. 9/11

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Q: How did the woman die in the black neighborhood? A: She suffered a fatal heart attack while visiting one of her friends. Everyone mourned their loss.

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Bannana man do do do do do ect.

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your mommas so fat because she has diabetes

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a white man, a black man, a chinese man and a mexican man stand at the edge of a roof. the chinese man stands at the edge and says "this is for ma people" and jumps off. then the mexican stands at the edge of the roof and says "this is for my people" and jumps off. finally, the black man stands at the edge of the roof and shouts "this is for my people!" and throws the white man off. The End XD

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'A blonde', 'a brunette', and 'a redhead' are ways of referring to women who have hair of a certain color.

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I was at work today and whilst staring at my beautiful colleague I realised how hard it had got. So I quit

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Someone threw a cigarette at me today... What a fag.

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Why did the chicken was the boat see the genie yes but dog said meow? Last night when you were sleeping, I took a dump in your shoes and used your toothbrush to wipe my butt. Then I took your wallet and flushed down the toilet.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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