- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So there are three black people on a plane. The pilot comes over the intercom and says "Wow wow wow wait a second... ...why are there only three people on this plane? This is a commercial flight"

Q. Knock knock A. Who's there Q. DEEZ A. DEEZ who A. DEEZ NUTZ HA GOT EEEEEM

Q:What happened when the black guy walked into the bar? A:He bought a drink and quietly drank it until he was finished.

you lose.

A man walks into a bar... "Ouch"

What did the disabled boy get on Christmas morning? Cancer.

Did you hear about the absent minded professor that tried to change the tire on his pickup truck? He forgot to lock the jack and the truck crushed his head like and egg shell.

My grandmother always said "slow and steady wins the race."...... She died in a fire

Q: whats the differences between a bra and the canucks?? A: a bra has two cups

How do you tell the difference between a pig and a sea pig? If you open your mouth and it fills with water, you are an idiot

What's the difference between a woman and a car? A woman is merely a useful object, whereas a car deserves love, care, and respect.

A blonde walks into a bar. She just graduated university and thought she would celebrate with a beer.

A man walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar, and he fractures his skull on it. He died in the hospital a few hours later

Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No Ok

What did Hellen Keller name her dog? Her parents named it Spot; Hellen Keller isn't able to speak due to her handicapped muteness.

Teagan Doherty, stop making jokes, thanks

What's worse than opening your pantry door and finding nothing desirable to eat? Repeated high voltage electrical shocks to the anus.

I pooped.

Your Mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late, great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? One, they're really capable people, unless they're handi-capped then they'll ask someone else to do it for them.

A man walks into a bar and starts telling anti-jokes to his friend. His friend is a follower and laughs even though they aren't funny.

What's small, black,and crispy? A baby after an apartment fire

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sally.

What did Delaware? A coat.

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