JAMIE STEGMAN IS A MASSSIVE DERP Jess Pots. YOUR A NOOB

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if you watched wife-swap years ago, you'll remember that one family that bought anything they could because they didnt have to pay till 12-21-12 because they thought the world would end LOL FUN FAMILY NOW HUH

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A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want to hear first?" The man responds "I'd like to hear the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance cocvered everything." The man hangs his head and tears up as he asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor heads for the door as he answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you're being deined coverage. None of your future treatments or appointments will be covered." The man snaps his fingers and says "Damn! I should've voted Democrat!"

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A zebra was on his way to a water hole. On the way he met 6 giraffes. Each giraffes had 3 monkeys around their neck. Each monkey had 2 birds on their head. How many animals went to the water hole? A:One, the zebra.

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Two men are walking in a forest And they find this deep whole, so they spit in it to see how deep it but they here nothing So they throw a rock in and still hear nothing Them they find this old tramission and throw that in. A couple second later the goat comes running by and jumps in the whole A couple minutes pass and an old farmer walks up and asks if they had seen his goat and they replied" yea it just ran and jumped into that whole. The farmer says "that's weird considering I had him tied up to an old tramission

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how do you make a plumber cry? you hit him in the face

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Why was the human stronger than the dog? Because the dog had four legs and a mouth and a human has 2 legs, 2 arms, and is taller. Therefore, the human has more capabilites than the dog.

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How can you tell an Irishman from a frenchman? Well, if you look back at both there heritages...

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Q )Why did the black man shoot the white man? A )The black man had been walking home from his weekly gospel service at the local church when suddenly the criminal had stopped him in his tracks. In a desperate attempt to save himself he seized the gun from the white man and shot him in the leg in order to defend himself. He survived.

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was a cold day

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if bob has 400 pieces of chocolate and eats 200 chocolates how many does he have left. none he died from diabetes

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A Jew and a German walk into a bar.

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What do you call a fat Chinese person? A chunk.

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What do you call a muslim in an airport? A muslim going on vacation you racist bastard.

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What did Steve jobs tell bill gates? Please pass the salt.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender shoots him.

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How do you trap a squirrel? You carefully set up a trap and place acorns in the trap.

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Roses are black Violets are white I'm colorblind

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What did the pedophile get for christmas? He was raped by a gorilla

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Luke Hardie is G@Y

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Knock Knock Who's there? Pussy... Do you get it? Think about what you just answered.

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Q. What did the dog say to the cat? A. Ruff.

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Q: Why did the little Canadian girl start crying ? A: Because her mum through a fridge at her.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had places to be

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