Chuck Norris screams in pain.

Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple? Getting shot in the gut What's worse than that? Getting raped in the hole made by the bullet

Q: Why can't a tomato fly a plane? A: Cuz it's a tomato

holy F**k someone call an ambulance!

what did the cheese say to the other cheese nothing cheese can't talk

Hi

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

What's brown and green, has six legs and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Why was the black man holding the knife in such a particular manner? Because he was getting dinner ready for his family.

Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A Mexican is a Mexican and a bench is a bench.

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater!

Why was the human stronger than the dog? Because the dog had four legs and a mouth and a human has 2 legs, 2 arms, and is taller. Therefore, the human has more capabilites than the dog.

how many black people are... wait stereotypical jokes are for fags

more like nig!

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roses are red violets are blue they are pretty and you are not

Why was the girl stupid? Because she had a low IQ

What's behind Chuck Norris' beard? His chin

How do you make a japanese man horny? Mutilate his girlfriend

The biggest lie ever. "I do" -Kim Kardashian

What's green and fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Who is the girl that has had sex with over 10 guys? Georgia Hidi

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had herpes.

A midget walks into a bar. No one cares.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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