A bench doesn't breathe, apparently Mexicans do.

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Y- You O- are L- such a O- Loser

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Q:What did the wall say to the other wall? A: .

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Hey, did you hear about the guy who got his left arm and left leg cut off? Yeah, it was pretty brutal. His right arm and right leg got cut off, too.

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What's worse than carrying a heavy suitcase? Poisoning children.

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A termite walks into the pub and says "Is the bar tender here?"

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your mum, I've just raped her

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69 HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *goes crazy and shoots himself*

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Tip for Employers: Avoid hiring unlucky people by immediately tossing half the resumes into the bin.

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Why did the bunny cross the road? It didn't, It was hit by a truck...

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a man in a black van pulls up to a kids house and offers him icecream the kid points out that since it is summer and black absorbs heat, that the icecream will have melted

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Why did the chicken cross the street? Because it could without dying.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a playhouse in her backyard? Well if you didn't, it was quite nice. I was her neighbor.

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Why was the blonde in the bathroom for 2 hours. She had to pee really bad.

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Knock knock Who's there? A pedofile, get in the van Ok

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Goats are like mushrooms, if you shoot a duck, I'm scared of toasters. -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

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On a scale of Casey Anthony to Jerry Sandusky how much do you like kids?

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How do you get pikachu on a bus? Rape his wife and point a gun to his head and tell him that he'd better get on the damn bus before you shoot him. Btw sorry if I just double posted. I am on an iPad at school.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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Two black men walk into a strip club. They immediately walk out because they have faithful wives at home nurturing their beautiful African children.

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If life throws you lemons, throw them back and ask for some water because lemonade only makes you thirstier due to the large amounts of sugar used.

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What's white, black and can't fit through a man hole? A nun with a spear in their head

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A man called the police and was later arrested for murdering himself,

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adele is so fat that when shes on a plane she makes the skyfall

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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