cliché rebecca black joke.

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Whats sadder than a lost baby deer? Im too lazy too think of the rest of the joke.

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What is worse than going to school without your homework? Going to school naked without your homework.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Why did the black guy buy watermelon? It was on sale.

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What did Helen Keller say after the Iron Maiden show? Nothing, she is a mute.

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knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

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A black man rode down the street on a bicycle.

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Why did the dog bite justin beiber? Why not?

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i had sex i stuck my dick into your mouth

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A tiger walks into a bar, the patrons ran out terrified.

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out of your comfort zone

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Why does the easter bunny hide his eggs? Because he wants to hide the fact he knocked up a chicken.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

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KNOCK KNOCK who's there? hello is anybody there? hello?....... .....the number your trying to reach has been removed please hang up the door knob and put the squirrel back in the lawnmower were it belongs.

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purple pickles

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Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose!

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Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? He was tired of working for the man.

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How do you find out how many Mexicans are living in the United States? Take a Census.

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Creepy Man: Let's play the rape game Young Girl: No!!!! Creepy Man: That's the spirit

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What happens when a black man is alone the KKK appears

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what did the cerial killer get for christmas an electric chair

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i dont care if you rate me or not

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