- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do pokemon have hair? because they have no balls

what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

What do you call five white guys sitting on a bench? the NBA

Hey, I'm Schrödinger, and this is crazy! But here's a sealed box... the cat lives, maybe...

Doctor, I am afraid of getting sexually abused. Hmm, sounds serious, take off all your clothes so we can get a proper look.

One girl said to her friends, "LOL guys wait for me." She ran to a pile of corpses. The girl was about to lose her sanity as she was in denial when her friends had died. She held hands of two of the corpses and smiled and pretended everything was ok.

What's the difference between a bike and a black man? I don't know how to ride a bike.

Knock knock. Who's there? Mike. Oh, come in.

What has 9 arms and sucks? Def lepeord

Why did the man put his penis in the baby? Because it's warmer than a watermelon.

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what did the black man say to the white girl? He respectfully asked her out on a date and theyve been happily dateing ever since.

How do you stop a vehicle moving at high speeds? Apply the brakes in a reasonable fashion.

what did the green grape say to the purple grape? i'm green.

Why did the football coach go to the bank? To make a deposit.

Why was was a black guy carrying a tv out of someone else's house. He was helping them move.

What do you call a dead, black child? Dead.

Why was the crazy person allowed to leave the asylum? The ombusman's report will be on your desk this morning minister.

Knock knock. Who's there? Shut up.

Whatd the boner say to the limp dick get your head up kid

What's the difference between a cat and a dog? Dogs taste better in stews.

knock, knock whos there child molestor

Why the boy doesn't get any birthday presents? he has cancer.

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