What do a black man and a bench have in common? The black man can sit in the bench.

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Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

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r u smart..... or ur black

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why did the doctor go to jail? he was found guilty of the murder and rape of a 6 year old boy.

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knock knock, Whos there ? ( runs away ) trololololololololol

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A man throws a penny off of a cliff. He is now one cent poorer

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have alzheimers, Roses are red

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roses are red violets are blue most poems rhyme but this one doesnt

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How do you fit four gays on a barstool? You turn it upside down

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A black and a white man enter the bar all the people jump on the black guy to beat him up when the white guy is geting free vodka

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whats fluffy and pink? -pink fluff whats blue and fluffy? -pink fluff holding its breath.

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"What starts with an 'F' and ends with 'uck'?" "I don't know, what?" "'Firetruck.'"

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What do you call a hairless penis, whatever gay name you decided to nickname it

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A duck walks into a restraunt and sit's down at it's table. The waiter asks what the duck would like to eat. The duck says "I'd like a tasty, healthy meal that will help me lose weight." The waiter says "How about the rocket salad?" So, the duck orders a rocket salad, eat's it, pays his bill, and leaves.

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they sent me too your moms house and 9 months later you are here

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A man went to the doctor. He had experienced some strong abdominal pain. The doctor looked at him and ordered some tests to be done. He had a kidney stone. The day after he passed the stone, he got ran over by a bus. The man's name was Bob.

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What do you do when you say shut up to someone and they say make me? Rip out their vocal cords.

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What does this and this have in common , wait I was meant to put pictures up, aww

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Whats black and is on sale in shops? Blackberries.

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Once upon a time, there was a man. He was black. The end.

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You Obviously Lack Originiality YOLO.

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what do poor black guy and poor white guy have in common..................................................... their poor

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Three girls are eating icecream one girl sucks on her icecream the second girl licks on her icecream and the third girl bites on her icecream. Q: Which of the three girls is married? A: The girl with the wedding ring.

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if your mother was put in a situation where she could either have sex with a man or a woman she would pick the woman

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