What happens every 5 seconds? An African kid dies.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he clearly has an owner that doesn't fence him in.

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas?

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What did the "gangster" looking black guy ask the white guy he approached randomly on the street? "Excuse me sir, are you aware of the injustices done toward the jewish community that has been the decline of western society since the reclamation proclamation?"

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. Q: The one stopped. Why? A: His brother fell off, cracked his head, started uncontrollably bleeding and died.

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What's red, blue, and purple? purple.

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why did michele jackson rape a kid. because he was horny duhhhh!

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There was a little girl who went on a walk. She was about 8 years old. An old green stationwagon pulled up to the little girl. He said,"Need a ride?" She shook her head and climbed in. 2 weeks later she was found dead in a ditch. She was raper and murdered

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why did billy fall down? Because he is mentaly retarted and was just plain stupid.

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I have Alzheimer's, i pee out gold, racoons

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yo mamas so fat whenever she wears a pink bathing suit people say "look at that fat lady wearing a pink bathing suit!

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Man 1: What's the difference between an elephant and a mailbox? Man 2: I don't know. Man 1: You'd make a terrible postman

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What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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Skinny guy: Hey wanna hear a yo mama joke? Fat mother: Hey you wanna die?

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There once was a man named Steve. One day, Steve stumbled stupidly, shredding his shirt, shoes and shorts and subsequently shocking Susie; a small shy salsa student. When he arrived home, Steve's wife asked "how was your day dear?" Steve panicked at the thought of having to explain this traumatic event, but thankfully he had undergone speech therapy for his lisp.

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What is the opposite of Christopher Walkins? Christopher Reeves

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems Nice tits

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What happened when the little girl said Bloody Mary 3 times in the dark? - She got her head smashed in the mirror, all of her intestines were neatly ripped out and was stabbed to death with No.2 mechanical pencils. Then her parents came home from dinner to find their daughter brutally killed in her own room. They notified police, opened a case and gave up after 12 years of searching for her killer. Both parents cried for the amount of years their daughter had been gone and they both decided to kill each other. The father raped the mom while slitting the back of her neck that led to her head being detached. Then the father left his pick up truck running and through his head toward the engine, which didn't really work. So he went back inside and watched Three and A Half Men.

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What did James say when he couldn't find his car? "My name's James".

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Q: what the apple say to the orange? A: nothing because there fruits and fruits cant talk

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roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

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Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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