A man tells his wife to leave the kitchen

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Roses are Red Violets are Black Why is your chest As flat as your back

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Adolf Hitler. Adolf Hitler, who? Be quiet and hand over your Jews!

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What did Madeline McCann get for Christmas? Nothing she's dead.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says,"Why the long face?" The horse replies,"I have terminal cancer."

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What happened when the man was about to hug the sexiest person he ever saw in his life? He hit the mirror.

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give me thumbs up or i'll rape u to death

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Hi

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Q: How do you call a group of animals? A: Llama.

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A Jewish man, black guy, and asian all walk into a bar. Can you guess which one got arrested? That's right, the criminal

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Why did the pineapple cry? It didn't, because it's a pineapple.

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Congress back then: No sooner had I ended this prayer than a pederast farted on my right. "Hah! a good omen," said I, and prostrated myself; then I burst open the door by a vigorous push with my arse, and, opening my mouth to the utmost, shouted, "Senators, I wanted you to be the first to hear the good news; since the war broke out, I have never seen anchovies at a lower price!"

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An American and Russian are arguing about their country. The American says "I can do things you can't. I can walk into the White House and into the Oval Office. I can bang my hands on my President's desk and say "Mr. Obama, I don't like the way you're running your country." The Russian says, "I can do that." The American says, "No, you can't." The Russian says, "Sure I can. I can go to Vladimir Putin's office and say "Mr. President, I don't like the way Mr. Obama's running his country."

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A bench doesn't breathe, apparently Mexicans do.

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Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

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Why did the boy have sex with his grandpa? His grandpa is a nice guy and it was his birthday.

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whats a cross between michael jackson and arnold shwarzanegga? Michaelwasanigga

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Hey, did you hear about the guy who got his left arm and left leg cut off? Yeah, it was pretty brutal. His right arm and right leg got cut off, too.

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A termite walks into the pub and says "Is the bar tender here?"

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What's worse than carrying a heavy suitcase? Poisoning children.

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69 HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *goes crazy and shoots himself*

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Y- You O- are L- such a O- Loser

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Q:What did the wall say to the other wall? A: .

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your mum, I've just raped her

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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