Once upon a time there were three aliens. The first alien landed in a school,The second alien landed in a market, and the third alien landed in a preschool. When the first one landed the teacher asked the students who wants to go to the computer lab,all the students said me! me! me! and the alien learned me! me! me! When the second one landed the businessman asked him what he wanted, and he saw a toy gun and it talks and the gun said gun! gun! gun! and the alien learned it and said gun! gun! gun! Then when the third alien landed one preschooler stole another preschoolers lollipop then he said "He stole my lollipop"! And the alien learned it and said "he stole my lollipop!" Then someone got murdered and the three aliens went there and the murderer detective asked "Who killed that man!" And the first alien said me! Me! Me! "What did you kill him with!" Then the second alien said gun! gun! gun! "Why'd you kill him!" Then the third alien said "He stole my lollipop!" And that's it folks! ????????????????????????????????

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what taste like an apple, looks like an apple, but isnt an apple? an apple.

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Why didn't the cab driver pick up the black man? Because the cab driver already had a passenger and it would be unprofessional to pick up another person.

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A dolphin walks into a bar. Dolphins do not have legs therefore this is physically impossible.

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Q: What did Steve say to his teacher on the first day of school? A: "My name is Steve."

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Why did Adolf Hitler Start WWII and kill millions of Jews? Because he was a poweful dictator

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

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A man throws a penny off of a cliff. He is now one cent poorer

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have alzheimers, Roses are red

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How do you fit four gays on a barstool? You turn it upside down

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roses are red violets are blue most poems rhyme but this one doesnt

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

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Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

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why did the doctor go to jail? he was found guilty of the murder and rape of a 6 year old boy.

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knock knock, Whos there ? ( runs away ) trololololololololol

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r u smart..... or ur black

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What do a black man and a bench have in common? The black man can sit in the bench.

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No really, try this: You: Say "knock, knock" Your friend: OK, knock knock You: Who's there? Your friend: ...... [this awkward pause makes evident the fact that it has now dawned on your friend that he has to generate content for a joke that he wasn't telling in the first place]

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A black and a white man enter the bar all the people jump on the black guy to beat him up when the white guy is geting free vodka

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Three girls are eating icecream one girl sucks on her icecream the second girl licks on her icecream and the third girl bites on her icecream. Q: Which of the three girls is married? A: The girl with the wedding ring.

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what do poor black guy and poor white guy have in common..................................................... their poor

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You Obviously Lack Originiality YOLO.

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Whats black and is on sale in shops? Blackberries.

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What do you do when you say shut up to someone and they say make me? Rip out their vocal cords.

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