Why did the black man buy watermellon? Because he was having a barbecue in his suburban neighborhood and he wanted some fruit.

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My did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you? Run, 'cause she's got a grenade in her mouth!

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Knock knock. Stop making puns at my door!

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roses are red and violets are in fact violet

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I live in Africa Give me water

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banana

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how bout that airplane foood!!!1

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Bumsniffer

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Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a Nazi.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. His face bumped into something that was soft, squishy, smooth, and round... It was a balloon. Someone was having a birthday party.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? It's illegal to eat the Jew.

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69, Is funny because the numbers are backwards

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Why did the Mr. bunny play the piano? - His wife Lannette was ill, and her last wish before she died was for him to.

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Q. What do you tell a women with two black eyes? A. Stop pissing him off!

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Why was the black man at the back of the bus... Cause all the other seats were taken

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What happened to the asian when he took viagra? He got an erection.

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What's worse than dying? Dying twice.

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How many vampires does it take to change a lightbulb. None, Vampires do not exist

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Q: What do you call a black guy with his degree in dentistry? A: Doctor

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why did the kid cross the road he didnt he had no legs

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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