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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? a lot.

A man walked in the kitchen with a gun. He made a sandwich.

what word starts with 'p' and ends in 'orn'? popcorn you sickos

When we was Antarctica and it was cold we would huddles arounds a candles. What did we do when it was colder? We lit the candle,

yo momma is so poor that she may not be abe to accumulate the right amount of revenue necessary for your college funding.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting thrown in to a car and raped violently.

How much does a polar bear weight? The average male polar bear weights about 1500 lbs (680 kg)

How do you stop a plane? Land it.

Not sure, its just a really rare combination, people tell me stuff like "oh they are really bright brown" like hell they are, I mean sorry but the hell they are. I prefer it the way you say it, they are red, really really red, and you do not say it as if I had something to be ashamed off.

Whats worse than an oompa loompa a black midget

What do you get if you buy a big mac with a ten pound note? Change.

Always put punctuation at the end of your sentence

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some dreams stay dreams, But some dreams come true. Some want to be god, They want to have made us. But I want to be an astronaught, So I can explore Uranus.

If a chicken and a half layed an egg and a half in a day and a half how many pancakes does it take to shingle a roof? -A banana has no bones

How do you make a tissue dance? Blow a little boogie in it!

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they are all dead.

Hi, how are you doing? Good how about yourself? Fine, thanks. Nice weather we're having Yeah, not too bad Have a nice day You too

Jim: "Hey guess what" Bill: "What" Jim: "George Bush got reelected" Bill proceeds to throw himself into the Atlantic Ocean.

vaginas are pretty!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? like most animals that wander onto the road, it was completely unaware that the road can be very dangerous. It didn't go onto the road on purpose, it simply treated the road as if it was just like the rest of the ground.

knock knock whos there? knock knock whos there knock knock you final decide to open the door to find a deaf man needing directions.

Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

Butt poop.

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