You're momma's so fat..Oh wait she's not.

What's Brown and dirty? Dirt

I had sex with your mom. It was f*cking terrible.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

What did the unicorn say to the man.\ Nothing unicorns don't exist

No one walks into a bar... because it was closed.

An irishman walks into a bar and orders a beer.

Why is cheese yellow? Answer: I don't know, I was hoping that you would know.

What's the difference between a dead baby and an apple? I don't cum on an apple before I eat it.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'll order The Special, what's wrong with you?

Who could be happier than a kid at a candyshop? A necrophiliac in a morgue

Why did the man commit suicide? Because he felt he had nothing left to live for

What is the difference between a dead baby and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Pi = Pie, something everybody likes.

Why couldnt the black guy swim? He couldn't swim because he had no parental figures growing up. His dad was part of a gang and his mom was a crack addict. He had noone to teach him how to swim.

What did the judge say to the midget when he sent him to jail ? Stop beating your wife

What do you call a black person with white legs ? Ashy

Jimmy Saville

What's the difference between a dead baby and a pineapple? There will be no funeral for the pineapple..

- What do you call a black pirate? + A Nig-ARRRRRRRRRR - No, a pirate you fucking racist

What is worse than getting stung by a bee? Watching your mother getting raped by your sister.

Why is the chicken dead? It tried to cross the road.

School

What's worse than a stain on your carpet? Two stains on your carpet

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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