Why is cheese yellow? Answer: I don't know, I was hoping that you would know.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and an apple? I don't cum on an apple before I eat it.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'll order The Special, what's wrong with you?

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Uh, summa lumma dooma lumma you assuming I'm a human What I gotta do to get it through to you I'm superhuman Innovative and I'm made of rubber, so that anything you say is Ricochet in off a me and it'll glue to you And I'm devastating more than ever demonstrating How to give a motherfuckin' audience a feeling like it's levitating Never fading, and I know that haters are forever waiting For the day that they can say I fell off, they'll be celebrating 'Cause I know the way to get 'em motivated

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What do you call a mexican who steals toasters? A mexican toaster thief.

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- What do you call a black pirate? + A Nig-ARRRRRRRRRR - No, a pirate you fucking racist

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Why is the chicken dead? It tried to cross the road.

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What is worse than getting stung by a bee? Watching your mother getting raped by your sister.

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What do you call a black person with white legs ? Ashy

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What did the judge say to the midget when he sent him to jail ? Stop beating your wife

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a pineapple? There will be no funeral for the pineapple..

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Why couldnt the black guy swim? He couldn't swim because he had no parental figures growing up. His dad was part of a gang and his mom was a crack addict. He had noone to teach him how to swim.

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Jimmy Saville

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School

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Hi. Hello. I live in Iowa. Same. Im your neighbor. Same. I like corn. Same. Im gay. Same. HAHAHAHAHAHA gotcha! No i really am gay and the fact that you thought that was funny saddens me deeply.

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What's worse than a stain on your carpet? Two stains on your carpet

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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Pi = Pie, something everybody likes.

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Who could be happier than a kid at a candyshop? A necrophiliac in a morgue

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Why did the man commit suicide? Because he felt he had nothing left to live for

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knock knock who's there? the milk man the milk man who? the milk man who brings your milk every morning

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Two Gay Men Walk Into a Bar, Not Just Any Bar...... a Sports Bar and Enjoy a nice cold Beer with their Heterosexual friends while watching the super bowl. They both go in the back room, where it is dark, together........ and they call for the manager to find out where the chef is so they can tie him down..... and smother him....... in questions concerning the size of his....... buffalo wings stop judging people you ass.

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What job did the black man apply for?.. Several, its a downward economy.

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Do dead Elves know it's Xmas ?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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