pants on the ground pants on the ground lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground

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Why did the teacher get mad at the student? Because he ran over him with a car.

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Cleavlin has a shmaaala dik

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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Knock knock. who's there? Strawberry! Strawberry who? Pickle!

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was a woman

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What happens when two jews meet in the bus ? I don't know, but I'm pretty sure it's not worth telling a joke about that.

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Two men walk into a bar. It turns out the bar was a lever and set off a bomb. They both died.

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Your mama's so stupid... She scored below average on a recent IQ test.

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What's worse than a bad test score? Getting hit buy a train!!

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What a person such as you would say. Anyway, did you notice how I started by emulating your way of typing, spelling, spacing and so on?

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Do you play piano? No

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What rhymes with popscicle and weighs at least 300 pounds? Your mom. I lied about the popsicle.

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The Game

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak and will have her institutionalized as soon as they find her.

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There were 3 guys named Sean, Ryan, and Eye. They were best friends. However, things escalated when Eye slept with Sean's girlfriend and Ryan found out. Ryan felt he had to tell Sean that Eye slept with Sean's girlfriend. Ryan went up to Sean and said "Dude, Eye slept with your girlfriend!" Then Sean shot Ryan in the head before Ryan realized what he had said. Game Over

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz he does what he wants.

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Q: Why did the bird fall out of the tree? A: It died. Q: Why did the snake fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the bird. Q:Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Peer pressure.

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What do you call a politician on fire? A tragic death for the American public..

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Justin's humor

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What's faster than a Jew running after a penny? A car.

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When life gives you lemons, take them. Free shit is cool

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What starts with 's' and ends in 'ex'? S.e.x -XH

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Why was the little boy upset? He was on fire.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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