A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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Why do black people love watermelon and fried chicken? Honestly who doesn't? Duh! Because most people do! Moral: Not so sure about the coolaid though...

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Why didn't the man go to work? He got stabbed.

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A panda , a cheetah, a dog, a spider, and an eagle are in Antarctica.. The eagle looks around at the other baffled animals and says " What is this????? This isn't right! I'm so confused!"

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Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? No. Well neither did she.

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If only i were a man! You not! Your a.... WO-MAN!

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womens rights

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whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

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Why couldn't timmy brush his hair? He had leukaemia

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A planes crashes on the US-Canada border. The survivors are promptly taken to a hospital nearby to be treated for their injuries.

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Why did the girl fall out of the tree? Because she had no arms

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Oh, right

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What is Santa's favorite color? Blue

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When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then watch the world as they wonder how you did it

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How does a pirate get to work? His CAAAARRRR! Where does the pirate go after work? The BAAAARRRR! How does the pirate get home from the bar? A taxi. A pirate doesn't drive after consuming alcohol.

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man: hey whats that in the corner? Bartender: thatssteve his wife left him and he is trying to drown his saddness is addiction.

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What did the black person use to peel a banana? His hands.

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Which side of an ostrich has the most feathers? Obviously the outside! Who would be so low educated to even have the idea that an ostrich can have feathers on the inside of it's body?

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Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

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Yo mama's so poor, she doesn't have a lot of money.

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Why is Michael J. Fox unable to build domino chains? He only has one domino.

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not her.

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Why did the Mr. bunny play the piano? - His wife Lannette was ill, and her last wish before she died was for him to.

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Why was the boy hit by a bus? Because the driver is a homicidal sociopath.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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