Knock Knock Whos there Who Yan Who Yan Who Chow Yan Chow

what sad about 4 mexican dieing in a car crash??? My car

How many Jews can you fit into a car? How ever many seats happen to be available.

What did the Mexican guy get for christmas? Deported

What do you do when your speeding and a cop is right behind you? make a complete stop and hope for the best

A man walks into a bar...... He then wakes up in a hospital. along with a large bruise on his forehead.

hey do you eat out a woman properly? you cook her first and then eat her. -jeffery dahmers

What is worse than running away from a rapist? Getting raped by a rapist.

What do a gas and a liquid have in common? Nothing

A man walks into a bar... "Ouch"

What is the difference between a dog and pile of dead babies? One of them is alive.

What do you call an orange fruit? An Orange.

what is the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

The Rock: What is your name? Jeff: My name is... The Rock: IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOUR NAME IS!

Why did the chicken stop in the middle of the road? To get to the other side.

1.....2.....3.....boom you died

Bradley is Sexi;P just kidding!!! fatty

What is the difference between baldness and boldness? The second letter.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Ebola, You're going to die.

Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? A quarter ponder with cheese.

Once you buy it, you will get a 365 day warranty or a 1 year warranty, whichever comes first

what has 2 legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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