KASEEM IS CRAP AT GEARS OF WAR THIS IS NOT A JOKE ITS TRUE (FACT) PLAYSTATION IS BETTER THEN XBOX (BIGGEST JOKE EVER) IV HAD BOTH, SO SHUT UP PS3 BOYS AKA GIRLS

how do you get a cat out of a tree? with boomerangs

Lil' Wayne

What do you call a dirty black person? Unhygienic

What do you call a black person driving a plane? A pilot, because you dont want to call him anything racist i mean he is driving you up 25,000 ft in the air and the last thing you want is for him to get mad and decide to do something rational, God, you racists.

whats worse then getting fired from your job? Getting raped by a giant gorilla with a 4 foot long penis following by being bitten by a very poisonous rattle snake and slowly dying a painful death.

Knock, knock. Come in.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Max

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Your momma's so stupid that she was declared mentally retarded by her doctors.

Jacob loves stroking his gf's doodle every lunch break. He was embarrased cause it was bigger than his.

i may not know where you sleep. but, i spiked your drink with sleeping pills

Hey, did u know that diarrhea is hereditary? It runs in your jeans By: Trey & Trenton of Texas

What is Debbie short for? She has no legs.

What did God say when he saw the first black man? What a wonderful creation I have made.

What happens when a jewish man, black man, asian and an amish man get on the same plane heading to Chicago? The reach their destinations safely and go their separate ways.

One day a child goes to the doctor and says, "it hurts when do this" as he pokes his throat. The doctor, after several well-performed deep tissue testing, diagnosed the child with stage four esophageal cancer. The child cried himself to sleep that night.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He lacked the required muscular, integumentary, and nervous systems required to do so (among other essential bodily systems).

whats the difference between and clorox wipe and a paper towel? a clorox wipe is wet.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a WAFFLE!

What did johnny say when he fell down the stairs? Nothing he snapped his neck

Q: How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? A: They beat her.

Women's rights.

This one time at band camp music was played.

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