what did the blind and deaf kid get for Christmas? cancer

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was an identity thief.

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What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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What did the blonde say to the other blonde? What's up

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i have an apple. now suck my dick

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wanna here a dirty joke? Suree A white horse fell in a mud puddle dum dumdum dum duuuuuuummmm

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Did you hear about the guy who fell out of the stands at the ranger game? He died.

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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It is so hard to write an antijoke.

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Why did Steve refuse to have sex with a black guy? Because Steve is heterosexual.

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A little boy starts to be followed by a man in a large white van. They come across an intersection, the boy turns left, and the man turns right.

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What swims in the ocean? Fish

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What smells worse than cow manure? Burning Jews.

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Have you heard the joke about the Swedish surgeon who found a frog in his patient's stomach? Yes, you've told me it before.

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What do you call it when the sh*t hits the fan? The sh*t hits the fan.

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whats worse than vegetables? Fisting Grandmas

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What do you say when someone attempts to steal your cheese? Give me my cheese!!!

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What did the man at the haberdashery say? Six and seven-eighths, bub, six and seven-eighths.

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Yo momma so fat when god said let there be light he said get the fuck out the way!

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heyy emit chase wazzup

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What did the black kid get for his birthday? Yo bike!

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Why can't a Tyrannosaurus-Rex clap? It's Dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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