- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why was the blonde disappointed with her trip to England? A: She found out Big Ben was only a clock

Why did the chicken kill himself? Because he was bullied as a child and is now suicidal

What did the college student say after he failed his test? He didn't say anything, he was a mute.

What d u tell Simba when he's moving to slow? Muvasa

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died.

Q: what did the nazi say to the other nazi A: hallo

Whats white and looks like a bunny? a rabbit

wanna hear a good anti-joke? no, anti-jokes are a waste of time.

What do you call a joke with no punchline?

why did the chicken cross the road? Does it matter why, it just did.

Why did Susy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susy.

Why is Santa fat? Because the apples are red.

what has 4 legs three eyes and a horn? a:yo mama

What's the difference between an orange? The horse because the vest has no sleeves.

Your momma's so fat she died five years ago.

My girlfriend once told me " Life is like a penis, it's hard."

Why did the man feel so guilty after having sex...... He found out He was a tranny

Sac

Why was the boy not feeling well? He swallowed a piano.

What happens when you lose your fish? It dies.

Why was the blonde fired from her job as a nurse? Because she ate all the babies in the nursery (She didn't even leave one for the director of the hospital to eat!)

There are two monkeys sittingn a bathtub. The first one says, "Scratch my back Mack." The second one says, "That's okay Joe I've got a radio of my own." (laugh like you think it is funny)

bill is either dead or alive. bill is not dead therefore bill is alive

Why did they monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

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