What does the Fawkes say? "Remember, remember, the 5th of November..."

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

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two men are sitting in a desk next to each other learning math when the equation 22+1 came up. the frist man says to the second, "24" and they both giggled. the second guy then slips his lips over the the first guy and whispers, "hey, i just thought of something funnier than 24" to which the first replies with a slight of laughter, "lemme hear it." so the second says with laughter "25".

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The president, Oprah and Abraham Lincoln are sitting in a crashing airplane. lol

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Kim Kardashian got a job.

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What did the 10 year old luekemia patient get for christmas? Dead parents

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you know whats funny... nothing.

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how do you get a rat out the house you lift it up and put it outside

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Help iv fallen and i can get up -blarg

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Spongebob: Patrick! Can you hear me? Patrick: No, it's too dark.

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what is worse then finding a worm in your apple find a worm in your ass

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what's worse than getting raped the guy who raped you has aids

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When im invisible you cant see me, i know

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Bean.

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Q:Baby, baby, baby, oooh A:Thats what she said.

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A cannibal went for a walk and he passed his brother.

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why did the asian go to the bar? they were told they could drive better when drunk how much worse could they get

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When someone throws a rock at you What do you say? A:Oww

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A blonde walks into a bar. She just graduated university and thought she would celebrate with a beer.

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Why do black guys have white palms? Because that area of the human hand contains no melanocytes, the cells that allow pigment to form.

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what's brown and sticky? a stick.

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What do you call a bus full of white people? A Twinky!!!

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How do you fit 1000 Jews into a car? You can't. You'd need a much larger vehicle.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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