- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Christopher Reeves walks into a bar.

What is something you would not normally find in a china cabinet? Japan

When life gives you lemons you have lemons.

Life is like the Titanic. You cruise along on course and everything is great -- until you hit an iceberg and 1,517 people die.

What have a blueberry and a raspberry got in common? They both can't ride a skateboard

What did the teacher say to the boy whose dog had just died? Haha, your dog just died.

Q: What's the difference between a duck? A: An orange.

How can you tell that your friend just had sex with a blonde? The girl he just had sex with has blonde hair.

A muslim, a jew, and a black man walk into a bar, the bartender asks what they would like to drink, after respnding, paying and receiving their drinks, they sit down to drink them. What a lovely scene of ethnic diversity

What did the disabled child say when I hit him with my car? thunk

An asian man and his friend walk into a bar. They both order a few drinks and drink them responsibly. They then pay for their drinks, and drive home to their loving families.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a registered sex offender.

What happened when the Texan saw snow for the first time? He said "Oh my goodness this is cool"

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was Dead.

Why was the boy upset? His penis fell off and his mom was making him go to the library.

What is funny and has three legs? Not the Holocaust.

Dusters blow stuff.

Roses are red, violets are red, everything's red... Retinal haemorrhage.

Q: What do the Gynecologist and the pizza delivery man have in common? A: They both get to smell the goods but neither one of them can eat it

how many Pikachu's can you get in a mini? 14.

What does a black guy do to a white girl when the lights go off and there's a bed in the room? They go to sleep so they can have enough energy to work their two jobs and provide for their family after they've been evicted from their home.

A panda walks into a bar. He eats but then is tranquilized and taken back to the zoo.

Whats funnier than the Holocaust? Nothing.

Roses are red Here's something new Violets are violet NOT F**KING BLUE

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