- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a homicidal maniac, six has every right to be afraid

Why are kenyans so fast? Because due to evolutionary changes, people from that area of the world have evolved to have superior muscle builds to sprint, hence giving them a natural advantage against an equally trained athlete form another part of the world with an equal skill level

How many mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Juan.

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Bananas can't talk.

A man burps while sitting at dinner. Everyone suddenly stops eating and stares at him. How does he get out of it? Answer: He says, "Excuse me."

What do you get hanging from an apple tree? Sore Arms.

Why did the lonely man stop talking? He was alone.

What has a mouth but cant talk Helen keller What has eyes but cant see Helen keller What has ears but cant hear You guessed it an ear of corn

Why is Islam the fastest growing religion? Because black people breed like rats.

How did my grand parents go about surviving the holocaust? Well, for starters, they weren't Jewish, they never lived in Germany, and to be honest, my grandparents probably would have supported the Nazi's because they are right wing pricks

Q: whats a bunny's favorite music genre A: smooth jazz

A woman was in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband. Shortly after she brings the sandwich to him and he thanks her seeing as his disabled legs prevent him from walking to the kitchen and making one himself. His wife later heads to her job as a firefighter.

Moe: What's the difference between blue paint and red paint? Ben: I couldn't tell you, I'm blind. Moe was so embarrassed by his unintentional rudeness that he apologized to Ben and walked away.

???????????? ???????????? ???? ???? ???? ???? ???? A wild EXEGGUTOR appeared!

A homosexual black man and a 13 year old child are in the shower at the local gym. The black man says to the boy "you dropped your soap, why don't you pick it up?" The boy promptly thanks the black man, picks up his soap and continues to shower.

A bear walked into a bar, unfortunately there were no survivors.

Show me the money! Said the man last wednesday.

whats good about poland... fukk all

Man 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Man2: Are you a tree? Man1: no.

What do you call a donkey that can't speak? Whatever you want to call it...I prefer to call it a donkey that can't speak!

An Amish man walks into a bar. He then orders a non-alcoholic beverage due to the temperance practices of the Amish faith.

A ginger a blond and a burnett where walking in the dessert... They died of heat exhaustion.

Knock Knock -Who's there I eat mipe -I eat mipewho hahahah -Oh I'm gonna beat your ass

When I walk in the rain, I get wet

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