Where did the little boy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Welcome to die!

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A dyslexic woman goes into a saloon and asks for a hair cut. Oh right, she doesn't have hair! Then why the f*** would she enter the saloon? Because she wanted to get her nails done. But she doesn't have nails either, and she doesn't want to drink. She came there because she wanted to hook up with a guy!

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Why did the man suck at basketball? Because he is white, 5 foot 2, and has no arms. Posted By: Lram

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'll order The Special, what's wrong with you?

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If a quiz is a quizzical what is a test? A testicle

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"i see", said the blind man ... ...to his deaf wife... ...while his crippled children jumped for joy....

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how do you make your mom mad? mushroom stamp her face

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Why did the rabbit cross the road? He was attempting vehicular suicide after being told yet again that he was "silly" and "Trix are for kids."

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What's the difference between Bobby and a plane? Bobby can be sexually molested.

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A ginger a blond and a burnett where walking in the dessert... They died of heat exhaustion.

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one day four teenage boys started doing drugs. They jumped off a cliff and died.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? The chicken doesnt understand the concept of a street so it was most likely just wandering across the street

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What did the gay man do last night? Had a curry

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A horse walks into a bar. "Rough day?" says the bartender. UUUNNNHHHHH!

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What happened when a man drove up to an escort and said "want to check my bags?" The escort replied "Certainly, sir" due to the fact the escort worked at a hotel.

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Guess what i just did. Master bait.

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What happened to truck full of watermelons careening down the hill? After panicking, the driver was able to gain composure, and shifting the truck into a lower gear, was able to deliver the track safely to the side of the road at the bottom of the ill, where he sat down alongside of the road under the shade of an apple tree, sucking on delicious watermelon.

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What is worse than Justin Bieber? Well, 1. Deforestation 2. Hurricanes 3. Diabetes 4. Mass Murder ....and probably much more.

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Why did the cop pull over the car full of black people? Because, they were going 65 in a 35 mile per hour speed limit zone, Which is against the law.

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What happens when you throw a midget off of a tall building? It dies and the people below get midget on them

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A short Irish man and a tall German man went skydiving. Both parachutes coincidentally failed to deploy and they died.

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Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

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Roses are grey Violets are gray Imma dog

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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