Why didnt Santa give the little Girl her Pony? Santas not real.

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I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! I won the battle but lost the war: I'm Donald Trump!

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What is the difference between a blonde and a Mexican? Their hair color.

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Roses are red Violets are red The trees are red Oh crap, the garden's on fire.

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1. In 2010, 8.8 million people fell ill with Tuberculosis. 2. Up to 70,000 children died in 2010 due to Tuberculosis. 3. Tuberculosis is the leading killer of people living with HIV with 1.4 million deaths. 4. Death from Tuberculosis has dropped 40% since 1990. 5. No country has ever eliminated Tuberculosis entirely. 6. About 46 million Tuberculosis patients have been successfully treated since 1995. 7. Children under 5 years old rarely get the disease. 8. Edgar Allen Poe’s mother, foster mother, and wife all died of Tuberculosis. 9. It can take up to 12 months to recover from Tuberculosis. 10. People with tuberculosis have symptoms such as cough that “won’t go away”, a cough that brings up blood, a fever lasting longer than 2 weeks, night sweats, fatigue, or noticeable amounts of acute weight loss. 11. Nearly 2 million people die from tuberculosis yearly. 12. Tuberculosis kills 5,000 people daily.

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There is a new film coming out, it is a re-make of "Fatal Attraction" The only difference is, it is about two tonnes of antimatter... [L]

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What's beauitful and disgusting at the same time? Menstration. Jk it's just disgusting.

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Who enslaves small people and forces them to work in his factory all year round in ridiculous outfits. Santa

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Why couldn't the colorblind boy play Twister with his friends? He was a quadriplegic.

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What did the man say to the duck? Nothing ducks don't talk.

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Roses are red, violetes are blue, Your monkey sucks.

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How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? Zero, they already stole them all.

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What goes in dry, comes out wet and pleases two people. A teabag, you pervert.

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What do you call somebody pimping out their bitches for very large amounts of money???? A dog breeder.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm dyslexic couldn't tell, could you?

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Roses are red violets are blue I have AIDS go get checked

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A man is approached by a mysterious character in the streets, offering to tell him a dark and amazing tale. The man declines and walks away.

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Doctor, Doctor, I feel like there's two of me! There's not. Your long lost twin died of terminal cancer.

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Three decapitated children walk into a bar..... If you are laughing at this....what the hell is wrong with you?

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar. somebody recognizes him and immidiately asks for his autograph

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A man walks into a bar. He has suffered from a concussion and is now in the emergency room.

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How do you kill zombie Jesus? You can't.

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream? Getting a virus that slowly deteriorates your body from the inside out.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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