- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What d u tell Simba when he's moving to slow? Muvasa

You’re so dumb that many individuals find your intelligence inferior.

Whats as flat as a pancake and alive Ya nan being flattened by a truck on the motorway

What's the deal with airplane food? Why don't they serve it as a complimentary part of the flight anymore?

Some peoples attempts at being funny on this website are the stupidest things i have ever read.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

A man walks into a car. And drive's off.

What do you call two banana's on someone's feet? Garbage.

When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he does it the same way everybody else does.

There is a high speed police pursuit when suddenly the suspect's car skids and crashes into a field. Two cows witness the commotion, when one turns to the other and says "Moo".

Why are there so many black basketball players? Because they aren't green.

An Irish man walks out of a bar..... 'nuff said

What did the man do when he dropped his bar of soap. He picked it up

I like toast -my name is Bob and I approve of this message

Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a dick you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now,

A man walk into a bar. Just kidding he has no legs.

What did the man without a tongue say...

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? A watermelon doesn't scream when you cut it open.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Why did the man destroy his piano? He may have been frustrated with himself for making mistakes during practice.

There's two people, one wearing a nice sweater and the other is not. The one without has to walk the dog, so he asks the other guy if he can have his sweater. He says "No but you can wear it."

Q:Why did the boy cry? A: because his mom was hit by a bus Q: why did the boy wipe his face? A:he was covered in his mother blood and threatened all the witness who saw him push his mother into the bus

Neither does he.

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