How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them

F Detroit! I'm more of a Bulls fan

Q: what happed to the squirrel that lost his nuts? A: it died

What's black, white, and red all over? An ovulating mulatto woman.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because seven "eight" nine. Yeah, I went there.

Is everything funnier when u have a vagina.

A man throws a penny off of a cliff. He is now one cent poorer

why was the spoiled girl running from her parents? because they weren't her parents, they were kidnappers and were going to sell her into underground sex trafficking markets where she would probably spend the rest of her life being a slave.

yo mamas so dumb she named her house butt and her son crack and then she called the police saying I looked all over my butt and i can not find my crack.

Confucius say: Man who fart in church probably has a medical condition and should not be made fun of because that is cruel.

How does santa deliver presents? He doesn't, because he's not real!

A horse walks into a bar. Being unable to comprehend human emotion, he shits all over the floor.

What did the mute say to the deaf man?

How much does a Polar Bear weigh? Approximately 500 lbs

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

Q: Whats the difference between a watermelon and a infants head? A: One is fun to beat a with a hammer, and the other is the infants head.

Joker2? Who comes up with the names anyways? Sounds like a stupid version of the matrix... Anyways, I stutter because my nerves are killing me, I cant quit the painkillers cold turkey if I cant sleep without them, besides I am used to physical pain as tragic as that might sound... Its not when you get used to it. I need to know who this Neo-Nero was, for anyone that can tell me, he is not around here at these hours, and during the time he/she I was dead, did considerable damage to my and my orders reputation, I need a face to face talk to someone that would put aside my chosen successor and assume my role, and I wont let that happen again even if it means bruising up this Neo-me a bit.

Why did little Susie fall off the swing? Because she fell out the window and landed in soot.

Chuck Norris will inevitably pass away sometime in the future.

The person below me is weird.

Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

Paper shield.

what is the tastiest veggie? veggies aren't tasty.

What does a man say to his annoying friend? Please stop annoying me now.

Anti Joke

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