- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many beavers can you fit in one paddling pool? None; it's probably very dangerous trying

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Why didn't the boy eat his food? because he wasn't hungry.

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Hey Lamar, guess what. No Oh ok haha Otarts was here

What's red, green, and goes about 200 mph A fire hidrent I lied about the green and the 200 mph

What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

whats the difference between a pair of shoes, and a computer. alot.

What you do you call a gay man with no arms and legs? His name.

Why don't people like this joke? It makes no sense.

How do you stop a bird from flying? Shoot it with a harpoon gun.

How can you tell if a man is choking? Stick a fridge down his throat

Why was the Indian at the casino? He had a gambling addiction.

No Nero, you see, a great man once told me that happiness is not something you look for and eventually find, but something that you decide that you already are.

Why did the black guy get hit by a train? I strapped him to the tracks

if your mother was put in a situation where she could either have sex with a man or a woman she would pick the woman

Roses are red, Violets are blue, this is stupid, Violets are purple Violets are purple Oranges are orange Nothin' rhymes with orange wait.... DOORHINGE!!!!! -sincerely, That famous Orange on YouTube

Why did the Gazelle run away. Because a lion was nearby and as we all know, nature called for the lion to be a carnivore, so the gazelle is in danger of being consumed by the lion.

Why does Santa Clause not have children? Because he only "comes" once a year

Why didn't the vampire go to the Garlic festival? Because it sucks.

How much does a Polar Bear weigh? Approximately 500 lbs

What do you call a man with no heart? Dead

Why was Susie crying? There was a frog stapled to her face.

How do you kill a woman? Let her drive

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