If life throws you melons, you might be dyslexic..

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Why did the fat chick have a camel toe? She was half camel

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What do you call a dog eating a dead dog? A hungry dog

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I hate it when I go running and my diick always gets road rash from being dragged So I cut it off

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Q. What happened first The Tree or The Apple. A. Johny Appleseed.

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Knock knock Who's there? What are you, blind?

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Roses are red Violets are blue One fish two fish Red fish blue fish

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A man named Joe has practiced drawing cartoon characters his entire life. When Joe turns 15 he decides to enter a local drawing competeiton. Joe works very hard drawing his cartoon and finally finishes. When it is the time to hand in his drawing his drawing, he hands it in an receives a satisfying 2nd place and continues on with his life. Two years later Joe decides to enter another drawing competeiton (this one much more competitive) after his drawing skills have tremendously increased. He begins drawing and is 3/4 of the way finished when Joe is brutally murdered by a mentally disturbed man and cannot hand in his art work and is therefore disqualified from the competeiton and loses.

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Why couldent the boy pick up the bunny? He had severe muscular distrophy, and couldent even lift a spoon to his mouth. let alone a bunny

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What's worse than finding out you have cancer? Not much, that would not be so great.

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everyone. - Blake Woodman

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot for Arabian Air, idiot. What were you thinking?

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Why can't Johnny ride a bike? Because Johnny is a potato.

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how do you beat up 3 year old with ease? you beat her up, 3 years can't fight for shit.

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why is red the first color in the rainbow? I don't know go ask a scientist.

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Why were the kids screaming? They were being chased by a giant ferocious spiny lobster.

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what did tyrone want for Christmas? A dad.

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What's worse than seeing Levi naked? Cancer.

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Why did Hitler kill the Jews? He didn't, the people he told to kill them did.

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What did the peanut say to the jelly

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Why was the little boy afraid of Mr.Clean? Because he reminded him of his father who was an alcoholic and used to beat him savagely.

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How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dyslexic men? 25

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What Do You Call The White House When Obama Is President? What? The White House.

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Q. What do you call 2 black men on a bike? A. Organised Crime

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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