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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? A: Popcorn Q: What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? A: F'uck you -Ap

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ?... because he was dead

When life throws you knives, you're probably dead

A black man, a Asian, and a Jew fell into a pit and because of a lack of water they all died.

What's the difference between a black man and a bicycle? ( I don't know. ) You're so racist.

A group of teenage boys put a flaming bag of dog feces on Old Man Howard's doorstep. He came out and demanded that they stop such behavior at once. They did, and the day went on normally.

Why do blondes where pigtails? Because they look nice.

What happens if you drop an yellow shirt into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

"What starts with an 'F' and ends with 'uck'?" "I don't know, what?" "'Firetruck.'"

What do you call a medical student who finishes last in his class? Doctor.

What do a woman and a female dog have in common? They were both annoying so I put them down.

A gay jew walked into a bar. Just kidding, for there was only a red blanket.

If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? A question and answering session of information used to test knowledge of a specific idea or person.

Why wasn't the old woman sitting on the porch? Because she got raped by a big scorpian.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey. Why did the other bird fall out of the tree? It was shot. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

How did the boy die in the holocaust? Cancer

Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

A black man, a Mexican man and a white man walk into a bank. The black man reaches into his bag and pulls out his bank card, the Mexican and the the white man do the same as they need to withdraw money.

What do you call this? A sentence in English.

Q: If it takes a chicken a day and a half to lay an egg and a half, then how long would it take a monkey to kick the seeds off of a dill pickle. A: I don't know. That's a stupid question.

There's a pile of dead babies with one live baby on the bottem eating it's way out.

What do you call a woman with a black eye and several cuts on her face? The police and perhaps a social help hotline. She now feels safer and more secure and will go on to lead a happy life thanks to you speaking out on her behalf.

Why was timmy in the well? He had autism.

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