- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What kind of bread makes pickles? Dill Dough

A newborn, an infant, a teenager, a person in their 20s, a person in the 40s, a person in their 60s, a person in their 70s, a person in their 80s, and a little old lady who is about 105 walk into a bar. Wait, infants can't walk.

Why did Helen Keller always ride in the passenger seat? so she could SUCK THE DRIVERS D!CK!!!!!!!!!

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How do you kill a blonde? Shoot her repeatedly in the face and then slit her throat.

What would people call Michael Jackson if he became president? Probably President Jackson

Jimmy said he would never beat his wife, so why did he do it anyway? Because he was a hypocrite.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Actually it is,how may i help you?

roses are red violets are blue you know what? im sick and tired of this joke.

Ever heard of the dumb blonde joke? You probably wouldn't get it.

go up to some one and say "i told you it would happen" with a straight face and walk away. it should cause a LOT of confusion.

Knock knock Who's there Banana Bananas can't talk. Crap he's on to me

Your mother is a stupid bitch. For real.

"I like my women like I like my coffee, in a cup." -Paul Alangadan

I may have alzheimer's but at least I don't have alzheimer's.

Where did the people go after the bomb went off? EVERYWHERE!!!

how did the man die from falling out of the window his angry x- friend pushed him.

Explain the term 'Standard of Living'? Not having sex with diseased and obese women.

What's worse than finding a worm in you apple? The holocaust.

How did the polar bear get the bottle of coke? He killed the little boy

Guess what your birth certificate really is. An apology letter from the condom factory.

The last time Jesse saw his **** was the day..........oh wait it's never happened

Why cant you see black people when you are playing hide and seek? Because they are in a very good hiding spot

I can't wait to eat this bagel! Yes you can. Yeah, I guess you're right.

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