what do jews like the most? money, because they're all greedy fat nosed cunts

thumb_up thumb_down +1

A horse walked into a bar and ordered a drink. It was nothing out of the ordinary because the Everett-Wheeler interpretation of quantum mechanics is correct and he lived in a parallel universe in which the roles of humans and horses are reversed.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

What's black and white and red all over? A car in which some young hoodlum appears to have splashed a fair amount of red paint over the owner's otherwise charming checker pattern.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

I saw a guy walking down the street like a black person. I just shook my head and smiled. He WAS black.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

"It smells like up dog in here." "What's up dog?" "Not much, what's up with you?"

thumb_up thumb_down +1

What color is the white cup? It's blue because it has two handles.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

How do you fit 4 homosexuals onto a barstool? You make the barstool wider allowing for all the men to sit more comfortably on top of the stool.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Two blondes were driving down the road. The blonde driving looks at her friend in the passenger seat and asks her to see if her blinker is working. So the blonde looks out the window and says, ''Yes. No. Yes. No.''

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Whats fast, dead and make of CGI. Paul Walker

thumb_up thumb_down +1

whats blue and can fly? a red robin i lied about being blue By RT so u believe me

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Why does Spongebob go to work? Because he's ready.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Q) What do you call a black man swinging from a tree? A) A very silly man as it is potentially dangerous

thumb_up thumb_down -1

What's black and flies? Whatever it is, it's not a car.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Your such a whore, you most likely cut your own clothes so people will see more of your body that they find physically attractive and make a partner for sex easier to obtain

thumb_up thumb_down -1

What has feet but cannot walk? What has a beak but cannot peck? What has wings but cannot fly? A dead bird.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

If you see a fat man, what do you say to him? Hopefully nothing mean, seeing as that would be demoralizing to the fat man.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

What did your mom say after she went sky diving? Nothing, her parachute didn't open

thumb_up thumb_down -1

if your were a slu* what would you do dance on a pole or get a tattoo

thumb_up thumb_down -1

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Sex.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Q: Who showed up at the dead soldier's funeral? A The Westboro Baptist Church...

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Once upon a time, The end.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

What do you call a black guy selling drugs. A pharmisict.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

lets have sex, ok, but itll have to be anal, cuz im a guy xoxox danni

thumb_up thumb_down -1

What has a black, blue, and red all over? Timmy. He was mugged, and vigorously raped.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops